Help piss of the french!

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by Trip

There is nothing quite like delusional Texans.

I'm honestly surprised to find someone from Arkansas even on this board. I didn't know people from Arkansas could read or use a computer, let alone have things like power, indoor plumbing, or internet access.

[smileyman]

Yeah we got alot of stuff here. Even somethings you might like, such as water, trees, topography, you'll have to look that one up, deer that aren't the size of big dogs, Elk, fish, which live in water and can be fried...

Come on pick it up man. Need your A game if your gonna poke fun...

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by smileyman

deer that aren't the size of big dogs,
Elk,
fish,
which live in water and can be fried...

Was there some kinda of radiological disaster or something?
I wouldn't feel confortable with elk and deer living in the water.

What the hell kinda bait do you put on the hook? What kind of line do you need?
Do you swim in the water?

How do you fry an elk or a deer?
Thats a lot of oil you are going to need in that fryer.

[smileyman]

Just cell phone punctuation Paul. My Nokia doesnt even have a parenthesis button...

Elk and deer fry up just as well as fish. One cooking tip we arkies learned, you actually cut them up.


You know the thing I can't figure about Texans?

They actually fought and kicked out all the Indians and Mexicans to live there?!

[Dave]

Originally Posted by smileyman

Just cell phone punctuation Paul. My Nokia doesnt even have a parenthesis button...

Elk and deer fry up just as well as fish. One cooking tip we arkies learned, you actually cut them up.


You know the thing I can't figure about Texans?

They actually fought and kicked out all the Indians and Mexicans to live there?!

hey now, the four years i lived in texas were great. cept' for all the texans then i went to iraq. which looks about the same...didnt mind texans as much when i got back