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Old 08-18-2010, 07:38 PM   #11
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for a mil she better have worked her way up the prison gang system by shanking all the skinheads then got a swatstika tattooed on her forehead, been twice convicted behind bars of extorsion and murder, planned a hit on the warden, broken out by hiding a picture of herself on the wall and digging behind it with a rock hammer until she made her way down to mexico where she waited for her wise old black companion named red. Then he would have to have turned her in where she made an escape by motorcycle jumping over some barbed wire on a motorcycle Steev McQueen style while simultaniously getting caught and brought back to jail where she learned the error of her ways, removed the forehead tattoo, turned in all her underling gang whores that she raped with broom sticks went on the straight and narrow and was finally released from jail.

Yeh that story is worth a cool mil, anything less than that is pure BULLSHIT. Unless she has some hot jailhouse lesbo videos coming out, that would be cool too
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Old 08-18-2010, 11:25 PM   #12
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Just Whoa.
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Old 08-19-2010, 01:19 AM   #13
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Whens the bio movie where she plays a porn star coming out?
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Old 08-19-2010, 02:51 AM   #14
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This thread needs a disclaimer in the title. Talk about degradation. I don't need to know about this stupid cunt Lohan. I want my click back.
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:01 AM   #15
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This thread needs a disclaimer in the title. Talk about degradation. I don't need to know about this stupid cunt Lohan. I want my click back.
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If you make threads about people giving attention to worthless celebrities your just doing the same thing.
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Old 08-19-2010, 08:13 AM   #16
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Well at least Lohan had a real Warhol 15 minutes. I'm really tired of hearing about celebutants and reality show stars on 'news' programmes.
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Old 08-19-2010, 11:08 AM   #17
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Just heard on the Rad that supposedly OK may is paying.
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:58 AM   #18
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it has spread to Canada... this girl thinks rape is "funny"...

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16081
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