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Old 10-29-2010, 09:53 PM   #1
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If you are talking to a woman and she asks if you are coming on to her your only answer should be that you never pull out
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Old 10-29-2010, 10:03 PM   #2
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Stick it in her arm pit.
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Old 10-29-2010, 10:29 PM   #3
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i still prefer the spiderman approach. GO WEB GO!!!
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Old 10-30-2010, 01:29 AM   #4
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i still prefer the spiderman approach. GO WEB GO!!!
Not sure I follow
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Old 10-30-2010, 04:40 AM   #5
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Maybe the WEB is something else... DUH!

You really do live in a cave don't you. Maybe you should come out with the rest of us sometime.
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Old 10-30-2010, 09:22 AM   #6
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If you are talking to a woman and she asks if you are coming on to her your only answer should be that you never pull out
Or you could reply "Why, does it look like I'm making my 'Oh face' ?"
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Old 10-30-2010, 10:37 AM   #7
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Great way to transition from "maybe an HR issue" to "definitely an HR issue"
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Great way to transition from "maybe an HeR issue" to "definitely an HeR issue"
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Old 10-30-2010, 11:02 AM   #9
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Spooge in your hand and throw it in her face and yell go web go.
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