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Old 06-02-2011, 09:55 PM   #1
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NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — They say there are snake pits on Wall Street.
Chase has learned there are snake pits on Main Street too.
Last year, the J.P. Morgan Chase banking unit foreclosed on a home near Rexburg, Idaho, that is infested with garter snakes.
They slide through the yard, the crawl space, the walls, the ceilings, even across the floors. Sure, they’re harmless, but there are perhaps thousands of them. They give off malodorous secretions when alarmed, and can even leave the well water tasting a bit like the way they smell.
Two families have fled the house in scenes reminiscent of horror-film classics. One turned to a local TV station in 2006 to document the infestation, complaining of not being able to sleep at night. The video is still available on YouTube and is doing absolutely nothing for sales. Watch the video on snakes in the house.
The next family appeared on TV’s “Animal Planet” earlier this year. They said they were told the previous owners came up with the snake story to explain why they stopped paying their mortgage. But, it turns out, the story was true.
For sale: Nice house, large kitchen, several thousand snakes included.
Search “Idaho snake house” on the Internet and several intriguing posts emerge. Zillow.com offers a sales description that mentions “a large kitchen with center island,” but nothing about snakes on the kitchen floor.
The house, built in 1920 and remodeled about five years ago, has somehow become a hibernaculum, where snakes gather en masse for winter. It’s so famously infested that Chase has taken it off the market.
Earlier this year, the five-bedroom home at 675 W. 5000 North was listed for $109,200. That’s about $66,000 below its market value. But somehow there were no takers, even in a region known for its Snake River.
Chase is now in the unenviable position of having to be delicate with snakes that continue to live in the home despite a defaulted mortgage. Once a house has been featured on “Animal Planet,” you can’t just burn it down or otherwise slaughter its reptilian residents. You have to be nice to snakes. It’s just good business.
“We have contracted to have the snakes trapped and released,” said Darcy Donahoe-Wilmot, a Chase spokeswoman in Seattle.
“We plan to seal the foundation and install a barrier around the foundation to help prevent future access,” she said. “A report will be issued by the contractor to be provided to any potential buyers.”
Possible buyers might include some guy with a flute and a turban, or maybe a slippery salesman looking to replenish his line of proprietary oil. More likely, though, Chase is going to be stuck with the Idaho snake house for a long time.
Make 'em an offer
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:13 PM   #2
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:51 AM   #3
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Well honey were moving to idaho
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Old 06-03-2011, 01:10 AM   #4
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Someone built a house on the side of a hill/plateau. They laid a lot of concrete for the foundation, driveway, and just a lot more. Well most people know that there are a lot of snakes out in the country area in Texas land and I would hope that a good amount of people know that snakes are cold blooded. Well when the temps are down, what stays warm with sunlight? That's right kids, the concrete.

The story is there would be a TON of cowled up snakes (probably a lot of rattlers) on the concrete area. Plus the hill was rocky and snakes live under rocks. Lets just say the hoose has been for a sale a lot of times and for long periods of time.
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Old 06-03-2011, 09:24 AM   #5
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Sounds like that house needs to suffer from a cooking accident/grease fire that burns uncontrollably.....
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Old 06-03-2011, 01:25 PM   #6
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I realized early in the article that it was referring to the house on Animal Planet. I must have watched that about a year ago.. pretty funny to see it's still news worthy.
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Old 06-05-2011, 02:13 PM   #7
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If I buy that house I can then justify to the wife of buying a few king cobras, they eat other snakes. Just dont tell her king and indigo snakes do too
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Old 06-05-2011, 11:02 PM   #9
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If I buy that house I can then justify to the wife of buying a few king cobras, they eat other snakes. Just dont tell her king and indigo snakes do too
You can have it. Eff that.
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