You are retarded.

Rangerscott · 06-10-2011, 10:18 AM

Just heard on the radio that a 28 yr women was raped. But Rangerscott yhats not funny and it doesnt make her retarded. Correction. It does.

This dude breaks into her home. She grabs her cell phone and records the guy and is even talking to him. After the guy is done stealing he rapes her. I'll let re-write this story as how it should have gone down.

Particle Man · 06-10-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Just heard on the radio that a 28 yr women was raped. But Rangerscott yhats not funny and it doesnt make her retarded. Correction. It does.

This dude breaks into her home. She grabs her cell phone and records the guy and is even talking to him. After the guy is done stealing he rapes her. I'll let re-write this story as how it should have gone down.

Is this English?

Kaneman · 06-10-2011, 10:31 AM

Drunk much?

So you're saying she's retarded for recording him instead of fighting back right?

Krypt Keeper · 06-10-2011, 10:33 AM

Sorta in the form of english..

Cliff notes.

guys breaks into house

woman uses cell to video tape and not call 911

guy is horny

woman probably was also so she goes along with it

guy leaves

woman calls the cops for insurance claim

she goes to bed glowing and is getting a check in mail from insurance company, oh, and now has amateur porn on her phone.

smileyman · 06-10-2011, 11:16 AM

Shoulda gone...

Man breaks into house, woman reaches into purse and pulls out her pistol, shoots intruder, picks up cell phone to call 911 then records the scene with it so she can show it off to friends later...

OR

Man breaks into house, finds woman cooking pizza in a negligee with her twin sister who is tapping a keg, he comes on to her by saying he was going to rob her, but is now hopelessly smitten and pledges his eternal love and gratitude...Followed by gratuitous food and sex.

dReWpY · 06-10-2011, 11:56 AM

What happened according to chan
1. Breaking in
2. Pillage
3. Surprise Sex
4. ?????
5. Profit!

LeeNetworX · 06-10-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Is this English?

Oh the irony.

Particle Man · 06-10-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Oh the irony.

Precisely.

06-10-2011, 10:18 AM	#1
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	You are retarded. Just heard on the radio that a 28 yr women was raped. But Rangerscott yhats not funny and it doesnt make her retarded. Correction. It does. This dude breaks into her home. She grabs her cell phone and records the guy and is even talking to him. After the guy is done stealing he rapes her. I'll let re-write this story as how it should have gone down.

06-10-2011, 10:31 AM	#3
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Drunk much? So you're saying she's retarded for recording him instead of fighting back right? __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

06-10-2011, 11:16 AM	#5
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Shoulda gone... Man breaks into house, woman reaches into purse and pulls out her pistol, shoots intruder, picks up cell phone to call 911 then records the scene with it so she can show it off to friends later... OR Man breaks into house, finds woman cooking pizza in a negligee with her twin sister who is tapping a keg, he comes on to her by saying he was going to rob her, but is now hopelessly smitten and pledges his eternal love and gratitude...Followed by gratuitous food and sex. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

06-10-2011, 10:33 AM	#4
Krypt Keeper Kneedragger Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: VA Moto: CBR1100XX, Daytona 600 Posts: 174	Sorta in the form of english.. Cliff notes. guys breaks into house woman uses cell to video tape and not call 911 guy is horny woman probably was also so she goes along with it guy leaves woman calls the cops for insurance claim she goes to bed glowing and is getting a check in mail from insurance company, oh, and now has amateur porn on her phone.