Aristocrats...

pauldun170 · 03-28-2012, 11:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

LeeNetworX · 03-29-2012, 08:03 AM

Just in case any of you are unfamiliar with the Aristocrats joke, NWS language.

Dave · 03-29-2012, 02:15 PM

I saw him last year, pretty damn funny in person

askmrjesus · 03-29-2012, 06:47 PM

Teenage girl goes up to her dad and asks to borrow the car that night.

"OK, cupcake, but you know the drill".

"Aw, Dad..."

"No blow job, no car tonight."

"Oh, alright."

Girl gets down on her knees, and the old man whips it out.

"Jesus Dad, your dick smells like shit!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the car tonight".

(This a great joke for parties and first dates.)

JC

Dave · 03-31-2012, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Teenage girl goes up to her dad and asks to borrow the car that night.

"OK, cupcake, but you know the drill".

"Aw, Dad..."

"No blow job, no car tonight."

"Oh, alright."

Girl gets down on her knees, and the old man whips it out.

"Jesus Dad, your dick smells like shit!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the car tonight".

(This a great joke for parties and first dates.)

JC

Used this on some old ladies at the bar last night and got some great reactions

askmrjesus · 03-31-2012, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Used this on some old ladies at the bar last night and got some great reactions

JC

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LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Just in case any of you are unfamiliar with the Aristocrats joke, NWS language.