King of squids! - Page 3

Amber Lamps · 07-13-2008, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I want to touch a famous vagina... just to say I did.

Did youknow that alot of these porno stars only get paid a few thousand to make a movie? We could pool our resources and hire one to make a movie with some of us! I'm at least as attractive as Ron Jeremy for God's sake!

OneSickPsycho · 07-13-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Did youknow that alot of these porno stars only get paid a few thousand to make a movie? We could pool our resources and hire one to make a movie with some of us! I'm at least as attractive as Ron Jeremy for God's sake!

Yeah, but you don't have the thunderdong.

Amber Lamps · 07-13-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Yeah, but you don't have the thunderdong.

Aha! I knew you had surveillance cameras in my bathroom you bastard! Besides,they don't care they're getting paid . No one on this forum could probably satisfy any of those girls after what they've done.

OneSickPsycho · 07-13-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Aha! I knew you had surveillance cameras in my bathroom you bastard! Besides,they don't care they're getting paid . No one on this forum could probably satisfy any of those girls after what they've done.

Satisfy a girl? Who the fuck wants to do that anyway? Get mine and GET OUT!

Amber Lamps · 07-13-2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Satisfy a girl? Who the fuck wants to do that anyway? Get mine and GET OUT!

Well then we're MONEY!!! It'll probably cost about $2000 each to get the girl and film it. Let me know what "rising starlet" you want to bang and we'll put it together!

NONE_too_SOFT · 07-13-2008, 03:26 PM

gillian anderson make out session FTW. How the fuck did you pull that off?

6doublefive321 · 07-13-2008, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

gillian anderson make out session FTW. How the fuck did you pull that off?

Roofies. Lots of roofies.

Amber Lamps · 07-13-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 6doublefive321

Roofies. Lots of roofies.

Nah,she went to Kendal School of Art and Design with friends of my sister. We had ALOT of parties back then and she was at one. Hell,I used to drink back then and barely remember it. I doubt she does either. My sister had to show me pictures to jog my memory of who the hell she was talking about. Gillian was just another drunk,19 year old,neo-punk rock,Madonna,Molly Ringwald wanna be back then. I know of at least three guys that actually boned her and if I'm not mistaken,Maynard was one of them.

NONE_too_SOFT · 07-13-2008, 08:42 PM

shit i forget how old you are sometimes.

This was all pre x-files stuff right? at least you can go see the new movie this summer and be like "yea i made out with that chick" the whole time.

VatorMan · 07-13-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

shit i forget how old you are sometimes.

This was all pre x-files stuff right? at least you can go see the new movie this summer and be like "yea i made out with that chick" the whole time.

Serous-Im scarred of the orher dudes.....

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NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	gillian anderson make out session FTW. How the fuck did you pull that off?

07-13-2008, 08:42 PM	#29
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	shit i forget how old you are sometimes. This was all pre x-files stuff right? at least you can go see the new movie this summer and be like "yea i made out with that chick" the whole time.