Tiger Woods joke

[zlicius]

Originally Posted by RACER X

being a better man is to keep your dick in your pants and not destroy your family.

in the end thats whats more important in my book. :shrug

awww. that's like the most romanticle thing you've ever said.

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by RACER X

well unforn. there is no KNOWN % of rich and famous divorce vs stayed married.

just like good and bad kids, no real know data other then what makes the news.

Fair enough. But talented athletes usually learn to be manwhores at a very young age, 14-15. It very rarely changes.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by RACER X

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.

Once again, your title of electrical engineer scares me when you do math in public. You're off a little bit... by a factor of 100.

I guess that's just indicative of your family, not all Asians?

[RACER X]

damm decimals.........lol

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by Apoc

when opportunity knocks, i've proven to myself that I cant leave the door closed.

A Canadian bouncer was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows

'Twenty dollars' she whispers

Apoc had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' the Canadian answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!

[shmike]

Originally Posted by CasterTroy

A Canadian bouncer was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows

'Twenty dollars' she whispers

Apoc had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' the Canadian answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by CasterTroy

A Canadian bouncer was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows

'Twenty dollars' she whispers

Apoc had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' the Canadian answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!

that joke is as old as you....

and your really, really old.

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by Apoc

that joke is as old as you....

and your really, really old.

I'd reply with a really good zinger...but I forgot what we were talking about and I smell pee

[RACER X]

tiger wishes........lol

[EpyonXero]

Originally Posted by RACER X

tiger wishes........lol

Guarantee he could get that if he wanted to.