Who's got a zombie plan? - Page 10

MikeSP1 · 11-25-2008, 01:54 AM

As I have no guns or even a bow, my zombie plan revolves around a big wooden hammer. The middle of nowhere? Get real, this is Japan, walk for a few miles and you'll run into something. I'd be pretty much f'd in the a right now. My only offensive tactic would be to blugeon everything to nothingness with one hit from my massive hammer cause one hit is about all that I would be able to get. Maybe I could find a sword somewhere? Or at least a good piece of spring steel the I could make something out of. But seriously, firearms are really out of the question due to non-availability. Wish me luck, 'cause I'm gonna need it.

Mr Lefty · 11-25-2008, 02:01 AM

yeah I'm in your boat... I'm relying on the zombie armageddon to be delayed long enough for me to get to Mississippi.

though Alaska wouldn't be a bad idea... head far enough north and live for a couple months... maybe a year... then move back south slowly... as no one even the undead could withstand being out in the artic with out bundling up... they'd freeze solid.

Mr Lefty · 11-25-2008, 02:02 AM

course that would bring zombie polar bears...

nm... moving north bad idea... polar bears are vicious enough

Papa_Complex · 11-25-2008, 07:25 AM

I live just outside Toronto, aka "Racoon City." I'm fucked.

LeeNetworX · 11-25-2008, 08:59 AM

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I guess it all depends on if you believe in a god based apocalypse or a people sourced armageddon....

If anything, the zombie apocalypse will be outsourced to Inidia. While many of them are gangly and malnourished, there's over a billion of those mother fuckers.

I'm lucky enough to live in a relatively rural area, with lots of empty land behind my house. I might have some zombie horses to contend with, but other than that, just a few undead peeps here and there. Nothing I can't see coming and eliminate if I perch myself up on my roof with an AR-15.

xx CURVE xx · 11-25-2008, 09:07 AM

LeeNetworX · 11-25-2008, 09:13 AM

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Good start, but will still need a rifle for picking off the ones you can see coming in the distance.

Amorok · 11-25-2008, 11:49 AM

Here's a thought, if there is a zombie apocalypse, and all undead tissue reanimates to include animals, then how am I going to eat steak? You can't eat zombie cows, and wouldn't all my steak start wiggling around? That would suck. I mean, if there's zombie fish and all, what the fuck am I going to eat? And don't say tofu, that shit's already undead.

xx CURVE xx · 11-25-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Good start, but will still need a rifle for picking off the ones you can see coming in the distance.

My neighbor is a retired military sniper with LOTS of toys... He's got that covered

Papa_Complex · 11-25-2008, 12:08 PM

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My neighbor is a retired military sniper with LOTS of toys... He's got that covered

You better make sure of that. I thought that I was covered for zombies so I got the bow and cedars for vampires, and the cap & ball revolver and some silver ingots for the werewolves, only to find out no one had my back with the fucking zombies.

11-25-2008, 01:54 AM	#91
MikeSP1 Perpetual trouble Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at the base of the Alps Moto: VTX 1300C, RC51, CBR600RR, CBR929RR Posts: 715	As I have no guns or even a bow, my zombie plan revolves around a big wooden hammer. The middle of nowhere? Get real, this is Japan, walk for a few miles and you'll run into something. I'd be pretty much f'd in the a right now. My only offensive tactic would be to blugeon everything to nothingness with one hit from my massive hammer cause one hit is about all that I would be able to get. Maybe I could find a sword somewhere? Or at least a good piece of spring steel the I could make something out of. But seriously, firearms are really out of the question due to non-availability. Wish me luck, 'cause I'm gonna need it. __________________ "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!"

11-25-2008, 11:49 AM	#98
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Here's a thought, if there is a zombie apocalypse, and all undead tissue reanimates to include animals, then how am I going to eat steak? You can't eat zombie cows, and wouldn't all my steak start wiggling around? That would suck. I mean, if there's zombie fish and all, what the fuck am I going to eat? And don't say tofu, that shit's already undead. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

11-25-2008, 02:01 AM	#92
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	yeah I'm in your boat... I'm relying on the zombie armageddon to be delayed long enough for me to get to Mississippi. though Alaska wouldn't be a bad idea... head far enough north and live for a couple months... maybe a year... then move back south slowly... as no one even the undead could withstand being out in the artic with out bundling up... they'd freeze solid.

11-25-2008, 02:02 AM	#93
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	course that would bring zombie polar bears... nm... moving north bad idea... polar bears are vicious enough

11-25-2008, 09:07 AM	#96
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