Why are men such silly freaks? - Page 10

2up · 12-08-2008, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ericr

Didn't she tell you he was gonna text you? I think if she thought it wasn't cool she would've kick his ass or had his brother help stop him. Sounds like they're conspiring against ya

I guess they were joking around with her about it while they were all at work and she told him not to, but wanted to warn me just in case he didn't listen to her. She's 5'2", he's 6'4", what the hell is she gonna do to him? Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him.

But that would be really mean.

Dave · 12-08-2008, 10:37 PM

lotion and a box of tissues? nahh, send anal beads

this like a game of gay chicken. only way to win is get waaay more aggressive than he is

Particle Man · 12-08-2008, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him.

[Austin Powers]nobody deserves a shot in the pills[/Austin Powers]

2up · 12-08-2008, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

lotion and a box of tissues? nahh, send anal beads

this like a game of gay chicken. only way to win is get waaay more aggressive than he is

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.

Particle Man · 12-08-2008, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.

Gee, ya think?

ericr · 12-08-2008, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

I guess they were joking around with her about it while they were all at work and she told him not to, but wanted to warn me just in case he didn't listen to her. She's 5'2", he's 6'4", what the hell is she gonna do to him? Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him.

But that would be really mean.

I don't know, I've known quite a few women her size that would scare me, but I don't hit back if i can get away

There are lots of other soft points that hurt like hell and aren't that low down

Dave · 12-08-2008, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.

hey as the parent its your God given DUTY to embarass your children

ericr · 12-08-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.

OMG!!!!! You are BAD!!!! I'm gonna quit messing with you now before I piss you off!!!!!

Angee · 12-08-2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

hey as the parent its your God given DUTY to embarass your children

PREAAAAAAAACH it brother!!

Just warn her...don't ask, just get her in on the game...but she canNOT tell the BF. If she's the devious kind, she may enjoy messing with him as much as you!

Particle Man · 12-08-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Angee

PREAAAAAAAACH it brother!!

Just warn her...don't ask, just get her in on the game...but she canNOT tell the BF. If she's the devious kind, she may enjoy messing with him as much as you!

you women are evil

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