Horrible Day :(

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by Rae

I have to completely agree!! I was reading it wondering if this was the same FnFalman we know and love!

I have a wild and groovey side that most people don't know about.

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

MistressMaygin,

I know that you are feeling down and such because of the brouhaha. I volunteer to fly you out to SoCal for a weekend of debauchery and sexual perversion with me being the meat and you and another chick being the breads.

It's not just the sexual debauchery either, we can even cuddle and hold hands afterward, take a drive up the Pacific coast with the convertible's top down, have a nice picnic complete with French champagne and everything.

What says you?

I normally don't do this sort of thing without monetary compensation, but for a forum member in distress, I'd do it for free.

Darn, if only I didn't have a wonderful life and job HERE in south Florida, I'd be all over it! Sexual debauchery with strange men is my calling card, after all!

[Mule]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

MistressMaygin,

I know that you are feeling down and such because of the brouhaha. I volunteer to fly you out to SoCal for a weekend of debauchery and sexual perversion with me being the meat and you and another chick being the breads.

It's not just the sexual debauchery either, we can even cuddle and hold hands afterward, take a drive up the Pacific coast with the convertible's top down, have a nice picnic complete with French champagne and everything.

What says you?

I normally don't do this sort of thing without monetary compensation, but for a forum member in distress, I'd do it for free.

this post screams "Levitra, Encyte and Viagra"

leave the poon chasing to the young capable men....ya old fart....



































j/k

[Beefcake Morris]

Originally Posted by neebelung

That goes both ways. I know plenty of good guys who choose asshole women.

I can agree with this.

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

I have a wild and groovey side that most people don't know about.

Let it come out more often.. hell, buy it a drink and ask it to kick of its shoes!

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

You're in NC, you've gotta know what Ockracoke is! You do, don't you?!

No I don't...I even checked my GPS. Please enlighten me Buttercups!!!

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

No I don't...I even checked my GPS. Please enlighten me Buttercups!!!

http://www.ocracokeisland.com/

[marko138]

[LaFemmes]

[Mistress Maygin]

Talked to the landlord. He confirmed everything I thought. He never even spoke to my ex! My ex's BROTHER called him and told him nasty things about me and ASKED him to take me off the lease, which of course he didn't.

So my option now is to take myself off, no repercussions, scot free. OR, stay and kick their asses out on the street (well, to his parent's house, where as a 29 y/old with no future he is perfectly happy being). It's a great place, for less than $1200/month INCLUDING utilities.

Problem is, him and his parents live a few doors down. But, maybe since he saw I wasn't playing when I called the cops, he'd be smart enough not to do anything stupid. I made friends with the cops that came by, so I could easily call them and just say, "Hey, I plan to stay but I'm worried they might do something to me or my belongings, what should I do?"

My other option is to get all my stuff out and get taken off the lease. Stay at my friend's til I save enough to get my own place closer to my new store (which will likely cost way more!).

Any thoughts?