12-08-2008, 11:32 PM | #91 |
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I guess they were joking around with her about it while they were all at work and she told him not to, but wanted to warn me just in case he didn't listen to her. She's 5'2", he's 6'4", what the hell is she gonna do to him? Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him. But that would be really mean.
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12-08-2008, 11:37 PM | #92 |
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lotion and a box of tissues? nahh, send anal beads this like a game of gay chicken. only way to win is get waaay more aggressive than he is
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12-08-2008, 11:38 PM | #93 |
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12-08-2008, 11:41 PM | #94 | |
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LMAO!!! OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*" Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out. |
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