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Old 03-29-2009, 02:09 PM   #91
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Some lady asked me if I knew you while I was getting gas today, jesus.

I said "yeah, it's terrible he had that stroke out in germany, at least he had some delicious cake before hand."

She looked at me all confused and gave me some piece of paper about you and drove off.
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Old 03-29-2009, 02:39 PM   #92
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Some lady asked me if I knew you while I was getting gas today, jesus.

I said "yeah, it's terrible he had that stroke out in germany, at least he had some delicious cake before hand."

She looked at me all confused and gave me some piece of paper about you and drove off.
I'm gonna have to remember that the next time I get harassed
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Old 03-29-2009, 02:45 PM   #93
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Some lady asked me if I knew you while I was getting gas today, jesus.

I said "yeah, it's terrible he had that stroke out in germany, at least he had some delicious cake before hand."

She looked at me all confused and gave me some piece of paper about you and drove off.


JC, glad to see you're doing much better!
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Old 03-29-2009, 03:23 PM   #94
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Some lady asked me if I knew you while I was getting gas today, jesus.

I said "yeah, it's terrible he had that stroke out in germany, at least he had some delicious cake before hand."

She looked at me all confused and gave me some piece of paper about you and drove off.
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Old 03-29-2009, 03:52 PM   #95
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Some lady asked me if I knew you while I was getting gas today, jesus.

I said "yeah, it's terrible he had that stroke out in germany, at least he had some delicious cake before hand."

She looked at me all confused and gave me some piece of paper about you and drove off.


She's back home now, reading her bible, thinking,'' How the fuck I miss that part?''

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Old 03-29-2009, 04:04 PM   #96
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Old 03-29-2009, 08:46 PM   #97
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Glad to hear your still living. I'd hate to know that you've been Zombie'd.
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Old 03-29-2009, 08:49 PM   #98
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Glad to hear your still living. I'd hate to know that you've been Zombie'd.
And for those of us NOT using a 600 inch screen:
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Old 03-29-2009, 08:59 PM   #99
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I changed it-You are too fukkin quick.
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Old 03-29-2009, 09:08 PM   #100
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I changed it-You are too fukkin quick.


and they say beer slows DOWN reactions

looks like that's the green light to drink more
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