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Old 10-30-2009, 11:23 AM   #101
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:34 AM   #102
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:52 PM   #103
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:13 AM   #104
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Nope that's my brother "tiny"... We're trying to not give him a complex about his small penis...
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Old 10-31-2009, 12:30 PM   #105
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:48 PM   #106
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Nah I was out working... I just got home and this is the first thread I saw... Anyway, that is what I like to call a promise ring, definitely NOT an engagement ring! We are on an extended lease program at this point...
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No that's a class ring.... I'm really surprised that none of you do this anymore. Hmmm... I mean I guess I could have just bought her a ring for no reason... Oh well she's happy, my dick's happy and that's all that matters!!!
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:37 PM   #107
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This is a sticky? LOL
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Old 11-14-2009, 11:33 PM   #108
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Yea it wasn't any big deal, she, her family, etc was completely in synch with my intentions so....

She just turned 21 in April and she's been slacking off actually! They were way tighter when I met her! She's picked up a bad case of "I got a man" syndrome and has been skipping the gym lately. I'm going to have to crack the whip pretty soon!!!
Wait she is 21? Aren't you like 45?
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Old 11-14-2009, 11:49 PM   #109
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Wait she is 21? Aren't you like 45?
It's different since he is half black, half white.
She is basically dating a black guy and white guy at the same time.
tigger\2 = A 22 year old white guy and a 23 year black guy.

The methodology behind it is in the law books.

The rest of you have to follow the "divide by 2 add 7" rule
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Old 11-15-2009, 12:20 AM   #110
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