Why are men such silly freaks?

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by 2up

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.

What else did you think I had in mind when I told you to freak him out??!?

Evil? Of course.

[FT BSTRD]

Originally Posted by 2up

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

you women are evil

oddly enough i agree completely but i still have no problems winding them up and pointing them at some poor schmuck

[Cass]

Originally Posted by 2up

... Anal beads...

... with instruction that "proper usage is to remove as if one is starting a chainsaw"

That phrasing was actually said out loud, in (what is now) my house, from an early 30something to a 16 y/o. And yes, he knew she was that young. There was LOTS of drinking that night, and fortunately there were NO anal beads in sight. Though I think it only took about 1/2 of a wine cooler (yes wine cooler) for the 16y/o to be all "omg i'm so drunk!"

[Angee]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

you women are evil

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Lola

... with instruction that "proper usage is to remove as if one is starting a chainsaw"

That phrasing was actually said out loud, in (what is now) my house, from an early 30something to a 16 y/o. And yes, he knew she was that young. There was LOTS of drinking that night, and fortunately there were NO anal beads in sight. Though I think it only took about 1/2 of a wine cooler (yes wine cooler) for the 16y/o to be all "omg i'm so drunk!"

id pay to see that happen :P

[2up]

Originally Posted by azoomm

What else did you think I had in mind when I told you to freak him out??!?

Evil? Of course.

Well I figured you meant I should be "man eater older woman" in the text, but I didn't know you meant "tell him you hope he's into homo-erotica because that's the only way I like it with men."

Originally Posted by Lola

... with instruction that "proper usage is to remove as if one is starting a chainsaw"

That phrasing was actually said out loud, in (what is now) my house, from an early 30something to a 16 y/o. And yes, he knew she was that young. There was LOTS of drinking that night, and fortunately there were NO anal beads in sight. Though I think it only took about 1/2 of a wine cooler (yes wine cooler) for the 16y/o to be all "omg i'm so drunk!"

LMAO!!

Oh, this thread keeps getting better and better. That fist is priceless! And he keeps having conversations with himself by texting me and not getting any answers, so he just moves on to the next topic. God he must be bored!!

[Method]

Am I the only one who thinks that this kid may be bored, and is just enjoying fucking with you to piss off his brother?

[Dave]

or pathetic... starting to sound more like it anyway. publicly post his myspace for hooliganism and profit?

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Dave

publicly post his myspace for hooliganism and profit?

win.

simple and effective.