Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-20-2009, 11:39 AM   #101
Rider
Moto GP Star
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Particle Man View Post
"Ain't got none"
"Ain't had none"
"I heard that" <---- my dads favorite saying..... drives me fucking nuts of course he is a redneck from FL.
Rider is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 12:21 PM   #102
marko138
DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
 
marko138's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rider View Post
"Ain't had none"
"I heard that" <---- my dads favorite saying..... drives me fucking nuts of course he is a redneck from FL.
My dad says that too.
__________________


Quote:
Grandma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
marko138 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 12:31 PM   #103
Adeptus_Minor
Hopster
 
Adeptus_Minor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyKell View Post
Guys who bitch about diamond commercials.
Nah, I like those..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls
__________________
“Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”
Adeptus_Minor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 12:43 PM   #104
skiergirl
Gixxer Girl
 
skiergirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Kyle, TX
Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F
Posts: 1,424
Default

The general lack of common courtesy people have in every aspect of life. It's all about 'ME' is everyone way of thinking.

Examples -
1. So as long as my kid screaming doesn't bother me everyone else can just deal with it.
2. People who get in the wrong lane of traffic, then sit there blocking everyone behind them waiting until someone lets them back where they should have been (Fucker's need to turn and figure their shit out later)
3. People who wait for parking spaces because their fat ass is to lazy to walk 20 more steps.

hmm, I'm sure there are more...
skiergirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 12:58 PM   #105
Homeslice
Elitist
 
Homeslice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
Posts: 11,351
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skiergirl View Post
3. People who wait for parking spaces because their fat ass is to lazy to walk 20 more steps.
...
Agreed.........that shit cracks me up. I'll be driving behind someone and both of us turn into the parking lot, and I'll watch them turn into the first available line of spaces closest to the front door of the store, even though it's obvious that every space there is taken. I'll keep going 2-3 lines down where there are empty spaces. I park, and while I'm walking into the store I see them still sitting there waiting for a space. Idiots.
Homeslice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 01:02 PM   #106
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default

Weightlifting. I don't get it.

You pick up something heavy, put it back down again, and it's still in the same fucking spot.

What's the point?

JC
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 01:04 PM   #107
Papa_Complex
Nomadic Tribesman
 
Papa_Complex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by askmrjesus View Post
Weightlifting. I don't get it.

You pick up something heavy, put it back down again, and it's still in the same fucking spot.

What's the point?

JC
Exactly. Take all of that energy, move shit for someone else, and make some money while toning up.
__________________
"Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising"

http://www.morallyambiguous.net/
Papa_Complex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 01:09 PM   #108
Homeslice
Elitist
 
Homeslice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
Posts: 11,351
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Papa_Complex View Post
Exactly. Take all of that energy, move shit for someone else, and make some money while toning up.
You would have to wear a back support, as the airline cargo workers do, and the only thing you'd be working out is your biceps, delts and pecs........And even then you'd just tone up, you woudn't bulk up, because you're not doing heavy reps to failure.
Homeslice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 01:23 PM   #109
Papa_Complex
Nomadic Tribesman
 
Papa_Complex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Homeslice View Post
You would have to wear a back support, as the airline cargo workers do, and the only thing you'd be working out is your biceps, delts and pecs........And even then you'd just tone up, you woudn't bulk up, because you're not doing heavy reps to failure.
But by way of win, you wouldn't look like a goddamn 'roid queen either.
__________________
"Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising"

http://www.morallyambiguous.net/
Papa_Complex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2009, 02:17 PM   #110
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Homeslice View Post
You would have to wear a back support, as the airline cargo workers do, and the only thing you'd be working out is your biceps, delts and pecs........And even then you'd just tone up, you woudn't bulk up, because you're not doing heavy reps to failure.
Oh right. Let's bulk up. I'm not feeling bulky enough today. Boy I wish I was bulkier, that would really be cool. Yeah, that's it, come on everybody, lets get bulky!

Fast forward ten years: I've been lifting heavy stuff, and setting it back down in the same spot, for a long time now, and I'm one bulky motherfucker! See that rock? Think it's bulky? No. Fuck that rock, I'm bulkier.

When people see me walking down the street, they say, "Holy Shit! That dude is fucking bulky! I bet he buys everything in bulk, he's so bulky. He's the bulk-fucking-meister!"

Yeah, that's the shit right there. Let's get bulky.

JC
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:14 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.