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Old 03-30-2009, 06:34 PM   #101
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So, Jesus when do you get to come home to the States?
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:40 PM   #102
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Jesus, Jesus! I am glad you are ok and apparently haven't lost any of your humor and wit.
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Old 03-31-2009, 07:17 AM   #103
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So, Jesus when do you get to come home to the States?
Not sure yet. Fucking doctors are all, ''We need more tests, blah, blah, blah.''

Fuck that bullshit. The artery is either open or closed, give me the goddamed ultrasound, and I'll fucking do it myself. Buncha pussies.

They've pushed to me back to a release on Thursday, with any luck, I'll be on a plane by Tuesday.

It could be worse though. I have an old friend who works for Audi, which is right in here in town (Ingolstadt). He's smuggling me out for dinner tonight. The doctors are going to shit kittens when they find out, but that's thier problem.

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Old 03-31-2009, 07:33 AM   #104
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The doctors are going to shit kittens
That sounds like a direct impact of their diets... I don't know if I'd want someone who eats whole kittens treating ME
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Old 03-31-2009, 09:48 AM   #105
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It could be worse though. I have an old friend who works for Audi, which is right in here in town (Ingolstadt).

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Get teh fuck out!! That's where my mom lived!! My son went to school there for a year and my mom just moved back to Seattle in November!! No shit.

Hurry up and get the fuck out of there - bad food, annoying nurses? have frun at dinner at least!
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:04 AM   #106
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have frun at dinner at least!
You mkaing fun of my spelling?

I'm just about out of here. Just had the ultrasound, no change, sö no point in hanging around anymore.

Time to getting some partying done! (Perpares himself for a warning PM from wife. )

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Old 03-31-2009, 12:02 PM   #107
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So will the dinner be topped off with cake?
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Old 03-31-2009, 12:04 PM   #108
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she'll send you a Private Message to warn you?

I thought you were omnisentient or something
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Old 03-31-2009, 12:25 PM   #109
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she'll send you a Private Message to warn you?

I thought you were omnisentient or something
How did you think I'd know it was coming?

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Old 03-31-2009, 12:35 PM   #110
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How did you think I'd know it was coming?

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Obviously wifey can't say I told you so by simply playing on omniscience, so she actually has to tell you so.

Then again, "You should have known better" is pretty much a given.
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