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View Poll Results: How often do you want to see them?
Once a week. 1 2.13%
Twice a week. 6 12.77%
Three times a week. 20 42.55%
Every day. 16 34.04%
I never want to see Tater's Whore of an Ex Wife again! 4 8.51%
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:30 AM   #121
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Come, come now...that's not all you need from a man.
I said what I need MOST...not all I need. A big dong is high on the list too.
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:55 AM   #122
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The things I need most from a man are an ability to put up with me and put me in my place!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-b...layer_embedded
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:59 AM   #123
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You and your weird freakin' videos.
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:07 AM   #124
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You and your weird freakin' videos.
Whenever the wife says something that I'm not sure how to respond to, I've been whipping this bad boy out

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Old 02-22-2010, 11:09 AM   #125
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Jesus H. Christ. You are WACKADOO!!! i love it!
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:13 AM   #126
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I said what I need MOST...not all I need. A big dong is high on the list too.
I'm going to send you some pics.
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:41 AM   #127
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My problem is I can't tolerate Bimbos long enough to have sex with them. Tape their mouth shut and we are good to go, unconscious would work too.
dave rule #1 i have to like you before i bed you.
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:44 AM   #128
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the kitchen? Better get those shoes off
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:56 AM   #129
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Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:58 AM   #130
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dave rule #1 i have to like you before i bed you.
Well thats a fucking stupid rule!
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