Swine Sars!

[Corey]

Lots of stupid fuckheads in the ER these past two nights. Plenty of "flu like symptoms" that turn out to be nothing but stupidity and paranoia. Thank god these people are clogging our ER, because god forbid we actually work on somebody else with a real problem, like maybe heart failure, stroke, or pneumonia. The worst part is the disgust in these peoples' eyes when the doctors tell them they're fine. I'm starting to think that the people coming to our ER want to have swine flu.

[RACER X]

Originally Posted by cbrchick

31 confirmed cases in my Province as of today. We've seen several people with flu-like symptoms that have been in contact with people with the H1N1 (we're calling it "High-nee" flu) - peeps like Family docs and stuff. They'll all isolated in a room and tested. We got a really sick little younger one last night just before I left... Don't think they've got "it" but we had no clear source for their illness when they arrived. They've been tested. Hope they comes back clear.

Kirsty.....

WOW, thats alot more then houston, 4 confirmed so far.

kinda diff. talking w/ a friend who just got back from england, her 2nd home. she says the british news is also mentioning that it may be a type of biological warfare introduced in mexico.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by RACER X

kinda diff. talking w/ a friend who just got back from england, her 2nd home. she says the british news is also mentioning that it b]may be[/b] a type of biological warfare introduced in mexico.

Faux News was reporting the same "possibility".

Morons.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Faux News was reporting the same "possibility".

Morons.

JC

I'll just bet that you're one of those deniers who doesn't believe that black helicopters kidnap people in suburbia, that the government tests viri on people in the New York subway system, or that Jimmy Swaggart blew up the World Trade Center to bring America back to God too.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I'll just bet that you're one of those deniers who doesn't believe that black helicopters kidnap people in suburbia, that the government tests viri on people in the New York subway system, or that Jimmy Swaggart blew up the World Trade Center to bring America back to God too.

I have a friend who (no shit) is convinced the "government" is dispersing mind control chemicals via commercial jet liner con-trails.

He's the last fucking person I want to talk about Swine Flu with.

JC

[KSGregman]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I have a friend who (no shit) is convinced the "government" is dispersing mind control chemicals via commercial jet liner con-trails.

JC

I didn't know that you and Baby Gorilla were tight....

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by KSGregman

I didn't know that you and Baby Gorilla were tight....

This guy makes BG sound normal.

JC

[azoomm]

4 May 2009 -- As of 06:00 GMT, 4 May 2009, 20 countries have officially reported 985 cases of influenza A (H1N1) infection.

Mexico has reported 590 laboratory confirmed human cases of infection, including 25 deaths. The higher number of cases from Mexico reflects ongoing testing of previously collected specimens. The United States has reported 226 laboratory confirmed human cases, including one death.

The following countries have reported laboratory confirmed cases with no deaths - Austria (1), Canada (85), China, Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (1), Costa Rica (1), Colombia (1), Denmark (1), El Salvador (2), France (2), Germany (8), Ireland (1), Israel (3), Italy (1), Netherlands (1), New Zealand (4), Republic of Korea (1), Spain (40), Switzerland (1) and the United Kingdom (15).

There is no risk of infection from this virus from consumption of well-cooked pork and pork products.

It is considered prudent for people who are ill to delay international travel and for people developing symptoms following international travel to seek medical attention, in line with guidance from national authorities. Individuals are advised to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water on a regular basis and should seek medical attention if they develop any symptoms of influenza-like illness.

WHO advises no restriction of regular travel or closure of borders.

If someone did this on purpose - they're really bad at it.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by azoomm

If someone did this on purpose - they're really bad at it.

All the smart guys at the Mexican CIA work for the drug cartels now.

JC

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Okay....this smiley combo kinda tripped me out a bit.