Fitness and shit - Page 15

pauldun170 · 12-06-2012, 10:03 AM

FYI: You boys may be able to wupp ass at will, but I can help you move your furniture.
bitches

OneSickPsycho · 12-06-2012, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

FYI: You boys may be able to wupp ass at will, but I can help you move your furniture.
bitches

I've moved more furniture than I care to admit. I've been driving for 16 years... I've owned trucks for 10 of those 16. Yes, I've moved a bunch of fucking furniture...

Life Rule #5289: If you don't want to help everyone you know move, don't buy a fucking truck.

pauldun170 · 12-06-2012, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I've moved more furniture than I care to admit. I've been driving for 16 years... I've owned trucks for 10 of those 16. Yes, I've moved a bunch of fucking furniture...

Life Rule #5289: If you don't want to help everyone you know move, don't buy a fucking truck.

VatorMan · 12-06-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I've moved more furniture than I care to admit. I've been driving for 16 years... I've owned trucks for 10 of those 16. Yes, I've moved a bunch of fucking furniture...

Life Rule #5289: If you don't want to help everyone you know move, don't buy a fucking truck.

That goes double if you have an enclosed trailer. Furniture and cars.

Triple · 12-06-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Listen Kaneman,
I'm happy for you that you can kill a man with your bare hands.
That doesn't change the fact that I have man sweat issues.
It's icky.

Let's not forget the facial scar tissue and cauliflower ears.

Some of you were ugly before you started training, so it's all good, but I'm just too pretty for that shit.

OneSickPsycho · 12-06-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple

Let's not forget the facial scar tissue and cauliflower ears.

Some of you were ugly before you started training, so it's all good, but I'm just too pretty for that shit.

Straight jits won't give you any facial scar tissue... no striking.

Cauliflower ear is easily preventable... headgear is best, draining is another option. There are plenty of high level grapplers without much, if any, cauliflower ear...

Kaneman · 12-06-2012, 12:51 PM

Headgear is for fags. Nothing wrong with a lil' Cauliflower ear!

OneSickPsycho · 12-06-2012, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Headgear is for fags. Nothing wrong with a lil' Cauliflower ear!

Agreed... however, if one was that concerned with their appearance...

shmike · 12-06-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Headgear is for fags. Nothing wrong with a lil' Cauliflower ear!

Fuck that.

It's not a badge of honor, it's gross.

I'm with Triple. I'm too pretty for that shit.

Triple · 12-06-2012, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Straight jits won't give you any facial scar tissue... no striking.

I've seen some wrestlers who turned into neanderthals from all the swelling / scar tissue in their brows and cheek bones, presumably from having their faces constantly smashed into the mat.

I assumed other grapplers would experience the same.

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