04-12-2008, 08:22 AM | #1521 |
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04-12-2008, 10:59 AM | #1522 |
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04-12-2008, 01:06 PM | #1523 |
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I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"
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04-12-2008, 01:49 PM | #1524 |
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lazy ass... walk to the bathroom.
but i guess the bucket is better than pissing on your wife. |
04-12-2008, 03:02 PM | #1525 |
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yeah atleast you got up, thats how my last relationship ended!
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04-12-2008, 03:12 PM | #1526 |
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One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.
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04-12-2008, 03:17 PM | #1527 |
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Saw a guy forget and drink it! I couldn't help but laugh my ass of!
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04-12-2008, 03:23 PM | #1528 |
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04-12-2008, 03:28 PM | #1529 |
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Yeah, it was priceless! The guy was a goof ball and made a bunch of faces like he was going to after her realized what he had done, but was fine. He also hapens to be the same person who drank a tobacco spitter in the middle of the night, so I guess he's just incoherant when he wakes up.
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