04-14-2008, 06:21 PM | #1661 | |
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Star Wars Point of View:
Han Solo was one bad ass mother fuckin pirate who got the golden bikini babe and had a cool pirate alien friend Chewbacca. Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are two stupid mother fucking ninjas. First, Darth kills hot ass Padma to hang out with a faggotty old man. Then Luke makes out with his sister and goes on to fuck around with a little green man on an isolated planet with his little sex toy robot. Oh yeah that reminds me, Darth invented a robot with the nickname "Goldenrod." Ninjas FTMFL
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04-14-2008, 06:26 PM | #1662 |
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Darth did nail Padme... and Padme>Leia
but I'll give you the star wars... as Luke kissed his sister... but that was a Long Long time ago... in a galexy Far Far away... and has no baring on this worlds ninjas |
04-14-2008, 06:27 PM | #1663 |
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I'd hit either one of 'em
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04-14-2008, 06:29 PM | #1664 |
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oh I'd DEFINATLY hit Natilie Portman over Carrie Fisher...
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04-14-2008, 06:32 PM | #1665 | |
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Carrie was hot for her day, but yeah I would go for Natalie. Even though Darth did hit Ms. Portman, he killed her because he wanted his old man. Which complete nullifies anything he did with Natalie, including if she let him in the back door. Darth whacks off to lemon party.
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04-14-2008, 06:35 PM | #1666 |
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Given the option... yes.
If both were available (in the same form as they were in the movies) i'd take both. |
04-14-2008, 06:38 PM | #1667 |
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I'd take Natilie and her double in episode1 Keira Knightley
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04-14-2008, 06:38 PM | #1668 |
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that would be a hell of a tag team effort!!!
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04-14-2008, 06:43 PM | #1669 |
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there would be no tag'n... I'll die benieth them both!
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04-14-2008, 06:47 PM | #1670 |
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I meant me, and Nat, and Keira...
that's the tag team i'm talking about. |
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