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Old 05-05-2009, 11:51 AM   #161
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No, but I can guarantee he's getting laid.


Isn't it nice not being married to someone who will never figure it out?
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:15 PM   #162
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Isn't it nice not being married to someone who will never figure it out?
Oh God yes. Words cannot describe how nice it is.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:38 PM   #163
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This thread is full of fail. I love how everyone takes all these jokes we say as serious and now we got people handing out marriage advice and saying how much of bad husbands we are because we post our "locker room" talk on the board... Rider is in a different situation, because he has young children at home 24/7. How many of us are in that same situation? Probably not many. I know some of you have children, so you should know how hard it is when they are young to just take care of them, much less yourself.

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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:42 PM   #164
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Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.

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Old 05-05-2009, 12:43 PM   #165
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This thread is full of fail. I love how everyone takes all these jokes we say as serious and now we got people handing out marriage advice and saying how much of bad husbands we are because we post our "locker room" talk on the board... Rider is in a different situation, because he has young children at home 24/7. How many of us are in that same situation? Probably not many. I know some of you have children, so you should know how hard it is when they are young to just take care of them, much less yourself.

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this thread for the mother fucking

FAIL!!!

Ok, then why don't you just delete the thread for good?
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:44 PM   #166
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Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.
Plus eleventy fucking billion.

One of the ways I KNEW Tracy was going to be good for me was how well he handled being around my girls (who are 3 and 18 months, btw) and how they handled being around him.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:44 PM   #167
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Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.

No shit, right?
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:45 PM   #168
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Ok, then why don't you just delete the thread for good?
Cause I like free expression.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:46 PM   #169
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How many of you are on your first marriage?

How many have been divorced more than once?


How many are engaged or married after know their so for a very short time?

Now, how many ppl think its wise or smart to follow the advice or opinion of those people in regards to relationships?
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