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06-10-2009, 03:33 PM | #162 | |
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Believe me, I did everything I could during my pregnancies to try and avoid getting stretch marks.. anti-stretch mark lotions, oils, tried to avoid scratching my belly, etc., ad nauseum... in the end I still got them bad. Probably didn't help that my kids were practically born fully grown.. 9lbs 4oz for the first, 8lbs 5 oz the second...
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06-10-2009, 03:36 PM | #164 | |
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Yea I was 10 lbs 13 oz myself. At least my Mom was almost 6' tall... you're a little thing aren't you? |
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06-10-2009, 03:37 PM | #165 | |
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06-10-2009, 03:48 PM | #166 |
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Suzy, "So how did your date go last night, what was he like?"
Mary, "He was nice and I really liked the HUGE bulge he had in his pants!" Suzy, "You SLUT! So I guess this guy has a big dick, huh?" Mary, "How would I know? I'm talking about his wallet!!!" Yes I just made that bit of comedic genius up all by myself!!! Thank you, thank you!!! Last edited by Amber Lamps; 06-10-2009 at 04:02 PM.. |
06-10-2009, 03:56 PM | #167 |
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5'6".. but my baby belly only went forward, hardly at all to the sides. Like, if you saw me from behind and didn't know me, you wouldn't know I was preggo. It wasn't until I turned sideways that the belly eclipsed the sun.
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Haha! So you had the ping pong ball attached to a pencil thing going? Wow, that's hot!
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06-10-2009, 04:02 PM | #169 |
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My wife watches that god damn John and Kate plus 8 show. In the beginning there is a picture of her belly when she was 9 months pregnant with the 6 babies. I bet her belly looks like a well used bean bag chair now.
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Oh yeah, I saw that. She got a tummy tuck (care of some rich plastic surgeon's wife who donated her husband's services to Kate).
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