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Old 12-09-2008, 10:29 PM   #171
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Dude, seriously, your reading comprehension sucks.

A. I am still married and we are not dating/doing other people.

B. My daughter is dating his twin and that just doesn't work for me.

C. Cock, young, old, or in between, is NOT difficult to get so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance.
Dude, seriously... you're taking our posts too fucking serious.

STFU and show us your uterus.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:34 PM   #172
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I'm trying like hell to work out how to insert "fuck his sister" into this thread.

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Old 12-09-2008, 10:42 PM   #173
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Dude, seriously... you're taking our posts too fucking serious.

STFU and show us your uterus.
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:06 PM   #174
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Dude, seriously... you're taking our posts too fucking serious.

STFU and show us your uterus.
OK, I give. It's not a really good quality picture, but, it's the only one I have....
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:10 PM   #175
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2up is officially my new favorite person on fix
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:13 PM   #176
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OK, I give. It's not a really good quality picture, but, it's the only one I have....
That cervix looks a little abused and beat up... just how I like it.
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:16 PM   #177
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maybe my parents just taught me how to act decently as a child and didn't need to punish me by stupid shit like taking my phone away.
For sure T-rock... Instead of being punished as a child, I was taught how to act as a human being. I think my parents and myself had a "common understanding" on how things might end up if i fucked up. And that common understanding was always in the back of my mind as I made decisions thru my youth and teen years.

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And Tommy, if some douche knocker is dumb enough to believe that a 12 year old is 18, he still needs to be reported to the cops just for being stupid. I looked older than my age and had big boobs at 14, but at 12, no way I could have passed for 18. Plus, are you SURE she told him she was older? Or did he just say that. Watch To Catch a Predator, they ALL say that. And how did they get the number? Where did they "meet?" Sorry. I hate nasty pedophile guys!
Its true, it happens all the time. First of all, to get attention young girls post either photos of other people, or photos that make themselves look older. Social networking sites like Myspace offer unlimited chances for these girls to find attention, and these whackos to go looking for them. But it is true, girls are looking more and more mature than past generations. 10 looks like 12, 12 like 14, 14 like 16 and so on. But no way a 12 passed as 18 without fake pics. But my friend who is 21 was at a party on campus and hit it off with this girl all night, drinking and such, being told she was and 18 yr old freshman. Word somehow got passed on to him late that night that the girl was ONLY 16!!! I'm very glad he found out, because knowing him, I dont know where they would have ended up. I'm sorry, I know these girls are naieve, but they are as much as predators as the guys who search it out.

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I'm trying like hell to work out how to insert "fuck his sister" into this thread.
Thats great JC... but if she wont fuck the twin boy, then she sure as hell wont have fun with the sister.. IF they have one!

But OHHHH would that be the ultimate slam into the young guys face, if you messed around with his sister but not him!!!
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:19 PM   #178
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OK, I give. It's not a really good quality picture, but, it's the only one I have....
What the fuck is that thing?

It looks like a Mr. Potato Head that belonged to Freddie Kruger.

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Old 12-09-2008, 11:24 PM   #179
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What the fuck is that thing?

It looks like a Mr. Potato Head that belonged to Freddie Kruger.

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are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?
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