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Old 12-10-2008, 12:26 AM   #181
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are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?
Yes, often just before the phrase, "dinner's ready!"

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:27 AM   #182
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are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?
I'm familiar with the term, "Get that nasty fucking thing off my table".

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Old 12-10-2008, 12:30 AM   #183
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Yes, often just before the phrase, "dinner's ready!"

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.
omg, since its you posting this i got this vision of you stuffing it with the girl's heart lungs and liver to make some kind of bizarre cannibal haggis
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:44 AM   #184
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A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.
It's been a few years since I read "The Joy of Sex", but I don't think you're doing it right.

Hang on, let's see....candles, candy, cunnilingus....nope, you're definitely not doing it right.

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Old 12-10-2008, 01:27 AM   #185
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Thanks!

And it is a picture of a uterus. Not MY uterus, so, forgive me for being misleading! Mine is still where it belongs.

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Old 12-10-2008, 01:40 AM   #186
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Thanks!

And it is a picture of a uterus. Not MY uterus, so, forgive me for being misleading! Mine is still where it belongs.

ETA: LMAO as usual at AMJ!
you're welcome and thank goodness lol
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:43 PM   #187
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I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.













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Old 12-10-2008, 04:52 PM   #188
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this thread is going some funny places
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:54 PM   #189
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Simply because men are such silly freaks.
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:55 PM   #190
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...But to be fair, women are crazy fucks, and the crazier, the better (the fuck, that is).

So it all works out.
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