Why are men such silly freaks? - Page 19

OneSickPsycho · 12-09-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?

Yes, often just before the phrase, "dinner's ready!"

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.

askmrjesus · 12-09-2008, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?

I'm familiar with the term, "Get that nasty fucking thing off my table".

JC

Dave · 12-09-2008, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Yes, often just before the phrase, "dinner's ready!"

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.

omg, since its you posting this i got this vision of you stuffing it with the girl's heart lungs and liver to make some kind of bizarre cannibal haggis

askmrjesus · 12-09-2008, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.

It's been a few years since I read "The Joy of Sex", but I don't think you're doing it right.

Hang on, let's see....candles, candy, cunnilingus....nope, you're definitely not doing it right.

JC

2up · 12-10-2008, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

2up is officially my new favorite person on fix

Thanks!

And it is a picture of a uterus. Not MY uterus, so, forgive me for being misleading!

Mine is still where it belongs.

ETA: LMAO as usual at AMJ!

Dave · 12-10-2008, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 2up

Thanks!

And it is a picture of a uterus. Not MY uterus, so, forgive me for being misleading!

Mine is still where it belongs.

ETA: LMAO as usual at AMJ!

you're welcome and thank goodness lol

Sixxxxer · 12-10-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 2up

I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.

=

God You Turn Me on when you talk like that

Particle Man · 12-10-2008, 03:52 PM

this thread is going some funny places

Avatard · 12-10-2008, 03:54 PM

Simply because men are such silly freaks.

Avatard · 12-10-2008, 03:55 PM

...But to be fair, women are crazy fucks, and the crazier, the better (the fuck, that is).

So it all works out.

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Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	this thread is going some funny places __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Simply because men are such silly freaks. __________________ Insert free thought here.

12-10-2008, 03:55 PM	#190
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	...But to be fair, women are crazy fucks, and the crazier, the better (the fuck, that is). So it all works out. __________________ Insert free thought here.