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Old 05-06-2009, 01:29 PM   #11
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Can I put in a request for the next strike location? I have this asshole neighbor...
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:45 PM   #12
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The fruity old bastard can't see for shit.

He ought to just retire. It's not like he needs the money.

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isn't that just like an ingrate kid? Always thinking pops has more then he needs and ought to start letting you run the shop. LOL

maybe he's looking to stash some cash so he can impress some more virgins those are expensive when you find one now days you know.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:55 PM   #13
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So a still going up is considered an act of God now?
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:11 PM   #14
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did you bring any hotdogs to cook on that big open flame?
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:22 PM   #15
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So which mountain was it?

Ararat, Mount Horeb, Mount Sinai?

Or Mount Sodom?
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Old 05-06-2009, 05:27 PM   #16
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So which mountain was it?

Ararat, Mount Horeb, Mount Sinai?

Or Mount Sodom?
should be Mt. Ash by now...
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Old 05-06-2009, 06:14 PM   #17
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Shit, dude, what did you do to piss the old man off?
I don't know. I'll text him and get back to you.

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Old 05-06-2009, 06:31 PM   #18
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I don't know. I'll text him and get back to you.

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He's probably just mad that you didn't share the cake.
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Old 05-06-2009, 06:44 PM   #19
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(JC3:16) Dude, WTF?!?

(The1) Sry

(JC3:16) That's not cool man

(The1) :(

(JC3:16) What the fuck were you aiming at, anyway?

(The1) tree

(JC3:16) Why?

(The1) bord- you nevr call

(JC3:16) You're high aren't you?

(The1) :)

(JC3:16) fuck

(The1) hunry want eat :o

(The1) brb
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