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Old 08-05-2010, 03:06 PM   #11
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Wang: Are you sure this is the English word for vagina?

Wong: That's what the guy at the bar called his ex-wife.

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:10 PM   #12
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Old 08-05-2010, 08:50 PM   #13
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O women and their cunts.
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Old 08-06-2010, 11:00 AM   #14
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oh shit that ain't right...

before I saw the pic, my answer was going to be "drive?"
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:13 PM   #15
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Holy crap!!
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:29 PM   #16
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I banged a few chicks that could have used some shrink cunts. Either that or I could have used some dick enlargement pump.
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Old 08-06-2010, 02:16 PM   #17
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Its not the depth that counts, its the girth.
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:02 PM   #18
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OMG I can't believe the package says shrink cunt!
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Old 08-22-2010, 12:14 AM   #19
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**** warning: NSFW!!! ******

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5...7hmlo1_500.jpg

they should have used that stuff on this thing in the pic!!!

(I was looking for pics of GVHD and found this, I'm not that big of a pre-vert!)
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Old 08-22-2010, 12:16 AM   #20
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