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Old 04-22-2009, 03:03 PM   #11
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Meh, I think playing the Barney song continiously is enough to make anyone talk.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:04 PM   #12
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torture someone who deserved it?
*Hypothetically*
Create an online Identity
IM said evil person
chat them up
forge a relationship
buy a cell phone with a phone number from fictitional city
start chatting on phone
convince him (or her...hypothetical) to come visit you (and maybe his kids who live nearby)
break up with him
turn down marriage proposal
tell him your pregnant
turn down another marriage proposal
break his heart and leave him crying
share the entire process with all your friends and family so they can laugh along with you through the 8 months of 'torture'
finalize divorce and live Happily ever after.

Living well IS the best revenge

*hypothetically*
Pretty much. Although in my darkest moments with my ex, I occasionally consoled myself with fantasies of him suffering excruciating torture at my hands... but I plead the 5th on that.

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A full day of listening to Nickelback ought to do it.
Not me.. I actually like some of Nickelback's stuff.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:19 PM   #13
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Put the subject in a solo cell, with dim and indirect lighting. No windows. No bed. no fixtures, except a hole in the floor and a basic sink.

Pump in constant trance music at 100dB, from hidden speakers.

Feed him on a random schedule and vary the "day and night" lighting, so that there is no sense of time.

Leave him like that for about a week, then have a casual conversation about everything he knows.
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So if they were Muslim would you rub the bottom of your bare feet on them? Touch them your your right hand?
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:20 PM   #15
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torture someone who deserved it?
*Hypothetically*
Create an online Identity
IM said evil person
chat them up
forge a relationship
buy a cell phone with a phone number from fictitional city
start chatting on phone
convince him (or her...hypothetical) to come visit you (and maybe his kids who live nearby)
break up with him
turn down marriage proposal
tell him your pregnant
turn down another marriage proposal
break his heart and leave him crying
share the entire process with all your friends and family so they can laugh along with you through the 8 months of 'torture'
finalize divorce and live Happily ever after.

Living well IS the best revenge

*hypothetically*
You're hired.

The plane is fueled and ready. Pack light, and wear something pretty.

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Old 04-22-2009, 03:21 PM   #16
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You're hired.

The plane is fueled and ready. Pack light, and wear something pretty.

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Old 04-22-2009, 04:17 PM   #17
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:20 PM   #18
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:47 PM   #19
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You would have to capture two. Handcuff them naked around a tree in the woods, spray them with simple syrup and leave them overnight.

The next morning, let them shower, put on warm clothes, feed them very well and sit down for a talk. If they won't talk, take one and spread eagle them and nail them to the plywood wall using framing nail gun one every inch from the palm to the shoulder, and then start under the armpits and nail through the skin along the ribs to the hips.

When you finish, you then ask the other one if he would like to talk to you now or alternately shake hands with Mr deli meat Slicer and then his cousin Mr glowing red hot rebar
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:51 PM   #20
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You would have to capture two. Handcuff them naked around a tree in the woods, spray them with simple syrup and leave them overnight.
A long time ago I read about a similar torture, except it was just one person. Staked out naked and had something sweet (I think it was honey, I can't remember) rubbed on them and let the ants and other buggies crawl and bite them for a day. Then they poured a alcohol all over him.
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