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Old 06-23-2011, 09:38 PM   #11
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I dont want to know about your VD. Plus, where the hell have you and your mut been?
Been here lurking
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Old 06-23-2011, 09:42 PM   #12
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Been here lurking
Ok. As long as youve been watching me undress behind the curtans then thats ok. I thought a search team was gonna have to be assembled.
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Old 06-23-2011, 09:44 PM   #13
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Piss is not sterile once it comes out through your pee hole.
What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?
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Old 06-23-2011, 09:48 PM   #14
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What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?
Fried cat or meecrob.
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Old 06-23-2011, 09:48 PM   #15
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:32 AM   #16
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What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?
Chuck Norris.

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Old 06-24-2011, 07:54 AM   #17
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:10 AM   #18
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What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?
It's not the atmosphere, it's your urethra... potentially full of all sorts of bacteria and shit... VD, or no VD.
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Old 06-24-2011, 10:45 AM   #19
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It's not the atmosphere, it's your urethra... potentially full of all sorts of bacteria and shit... VD, or no VD.
If only the City of Portland had access to some sort of chemical that could deal effectively with bacteria. You know, like bleach or something...

"The Bull Run system taps two reservoirs near Mount Hood, then sends the water by gravity to over 900,000 city and suburban customers with doses of chlorine and ammonia along the way."


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Old 06-24-2011, 02:20 PM   #20
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If only the City of Portland had access to some sort of chemical that could deal effectively with bacteria. You know, like bleach or something...

"The Bull Run system taps two reservoirs near Mount Hood, then sends the water by gravity to over 900,000 city and suburban customers with doses of chlorine and ammonia along the way."


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They switched to UV in some areas up here. The water tasted like dirt so many switched back to chlorine.
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