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Old 02-23-2009, 11:31 AM   #11
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I would name him Scrub. I have always wanted to name a pet Scrub, for some reason.
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:24 PM   #12
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So I used to date this girl named Kim, and one day she came over to my house. She had a pug and brought it with her. He hung out downstairs and we went to chill. Later I came downstairs to check some laundry to see my dad and this pug staring each other down. Now my dad barely ever strings more than ten words together, and they're almost never swaer words. Seriously, not a shit, or a damn, or a fuck comes out of the guy. I walk up to him and ask him what's up and thus proceeded one of the most memorable conversations I've had with my father.

"What's up dad?"

Looks up at me very quizzically, "Son, what the fuck is this?"

Laughing, "Dad, that's Kim's dog."

Still confused he asks me, "What the hell kind of dog is this, son?"

"She says it's called a pug."

He nods and says, "Well I guess that fits."

We both stare at the dog for another minute and then my dad looks at me and very emphatically and with all seriousness says "Son, that's the ugliest fucking dog I've ever seen.

I'll never forget that moment.
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:27 PM   #13
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So I used to date this girl named Kim, and one day she came over to my house. She had a pug and brought it with her. He hung out downstairs and we went to chill. Later I came downstairs to check some laundry to see my dad and this pug staring each other down. Now my dad barely ever strings more than ten words together, and they're almost never swaer words. Seriously, not a shit, or a damn, or a fuck comes out of the guy. I walk up to him and ask him what's up and thus proceeded one of the most memorable conversations I've had with my father.

"What's up dad?"

Looks up at me very quizzically, "Son, what the fuck is this?"

Laughing, "Dad, that's Kim's dog."

Still confused he asks me, "What the hell kind of dog is this, son?"

"She says it's called a pug."

He nods and says, "Well I guess that fits."

We both stare at the dog for another minute and then my dad looks at me and very emphatically and with all seriousness says "Son, that's the ugliest fucking dog I've ever seen.

I'll never forget that moment.
Thats the funniest damn thing ive read all day. I can so see some of my own family members doing the same thing.

T-adorable lil guy, glad ya'll gave him a good home! Cant believe people do the crap they do, who would want to just leave an animal?? When I worked at the clinic I saw it all the time, and I still dont get it. Stupid people.
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:38 PM   #14
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Last (and only) She wanted a small, chill little lap dog,
I hope the dog has the demeanor your wife wants. Having been around Nikki's pugs, and Gina's pug, all of them have been *anything* but chilled.
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:35 PM   #15
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"what's up dad?"

looks up at me very quizzically, "son, what the fuck is this?"

laughing, "dad, that's kim's dog."

still confused he asks me, "what the hell kind of dog is this, son?"

"she says it's called a pug."

he nods and says, "well i guess that fits."

we both stare at the dog for another minute and then my dad looks at me and very emphatically and with all seriousness says "son, that's the ugliest fucking dog i've ever seen.

I'll never forget that moment.

lol!!!
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:38 PM   #16
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I hope the dog has the demeanor your wife wants. Having been around Nikki's pugs, and Gina's pug, all of them have been *anything* but chilled.
I think she's rather sedate!
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Old 02-24-2009, 03:56 PM   #17
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Anyone who thinks a pug is hyper needs to spend some time with a rat terrier, jack russell, etc.
Or a LAB!
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:29 PM   #18
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A friend in AK had a pug... she called him snob... cause he looked like he had an up turned nose...
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:56 AM   #19
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Discovered yesterday that pug enjoys eating rocks, plastic, and his own shit.

Thus, his name is now Dumbass.
Add cigarette butts, crickets, beatles, stiletto and lotion to that list. Took Puggy to the dog park today, all she did was graze for garbage
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Old 02-27-2009, 04:05 PM   #20
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Thats a good pug name
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