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View Poll Results: Are you single or taken?
Single 26 26.53%
Taken (dating, married, fwb, etc.) 64 65.31%
Tater's ex wife is a whore who I occasionally take any way I want. 8 8.16%
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:28 PM   #11
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So what category to derf and rogue fall under

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I think they've both got Tater's whore of an ex on retainer, too.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:34 PM   #12
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I'm actually right between dating and calling her a girlfriend. Weird for me.

What I find more annoying is once you find a girl and commit to or are deciding wether to commit or not all these supermodels come out of nowhere nad want your balls. Before you get a girl the same girls want yoru balls, except they want them cut off.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:36 PM   #13
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this may be the exception though. I almost voted for the single option, unconciously thinking (with my huge male brain) "hell if i let everybody know im single it may raise my chances of getting laid by .03%" ...


But i've been there before.
Put taken and your pussy rate will rise 189%
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:38 PM   #14
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engaged, so taken
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:39 PM   #15
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Is it too late to swap my vote for taters whore of an ex-wife?
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:40 PM   #16
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Put taken and your pussy rate will rise 189%
that is a good ass point my friend. I only see if from the single mans perspective though.

Either way im not concerned with the pussy rate.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:44 PM   #17
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Single



I enjoy my single status. I don't have to put up with anyone's shit but mine...and the padawans on occasion.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:53 PM   #18
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I enjoy my single status. I don't have to put up with anyone's shit but mine...and the padawans on occasion.
and mine!
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:54 PM   #19
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and mine!
But I can put your ass on ignore!
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:54 PM   #20
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engaged, so taken
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