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Old 05-23-2010, 05:30 PM   #11
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Ugly lookin dude......Might be an improvement.
Bullshit. Admit it.

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Old 05-24-2010, 03:35 AM   #12
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Man up pussy. Your poking a wild animal with sticks and it's a surprise when this happens?

This is the same reason I laugh when I see jockeys stomped to death.
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:07 AM   #13
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Is that photo even real? Why is there no blood on the tip of the horn? I'm no doctor but I'm quite certain there is blood in that part of the body.
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Old 05-24-2010, 05:44 PM   #14
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Awesome!
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:09 PM   #15
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Is that photo even real? Why is there no blood on the tip of the horn? I'm no doctor but I'm quite certain there is blood in that part of the body.

Agreed, that shit should be gushing everywhere.
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Old 05-24-2010, 07:53 PM   #16
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Is that photo even real? Why is there no blood on the tip of the horn? I'm no doctor but I'm quite certain there is blood in that part of the body.
There's a lot of places you can be pierced, cut, shot, etc and not bleed out. TV/movies make it seem like we're walking jugs.

You only bleed a lot if you've hit a major artery/nerve or a lot of the smaller ones. It's really just inner/outer skin there. Plus the skin is sealing around the horn.
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Old 05-24-2010, 07:55 PM   #17
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lol, dude.....cut the tongue and you've got major bloodflow
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:14 PM   #18
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lol, dude.....cut the tongue and you've got major bloodflow
lol, dude.......I bet his tongue is rolled back. lol, dude.....I bet the person I quoted wasn't thinking about the tongue, but the rather large hole in the bottom jaw.
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:04 PM   #19
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuk4S...eature=related

Oh its real alright, looks like he triped and the bull won
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:16 AM   #20
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Looks like he's bleeding just fine when he gets up.
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