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Old 08-03-2012, 04:55 PM   #11
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Exactly.
My wife and I were watching the vault, and I told her "I've done some pretty stupid shit in my time, but running full speed doing flips toward a small trampoline in an attempt to launch myself over an immovable object isn't one of them. And won't be anytime soon."
She called me a pussy.
So I showed her why Judo is still an Olympic sport.
Hip Throw, Bitch.
Gymnastics is something I wish I did in high school but never did because I was worried of being called gay and crap like that. Now that I'm older looking back all I can think is "I'd be in awesome shape, able to do cool shit, and oh yeah I'd be surrounded by crazy flexible and fit hot chicks". WTF was I thinking???

Remember this guy?
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I'd be dead.
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:13 PM   #12
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Same here. We had actually cancelled our Dish, but before I sent the receiver back I found out if you had a cable subscription you could watch every event. Didn't know you'd have to have a super expensive programming plan. Fuck those assholes. This Olympic coverage has been shit.

As far as haters, not surprising at all. Haters gon hate.
The fact that you have to prove youre paying for MSNBC and NBC Sports to watch the olympics is BS, and the prime time coverage has been garbage. But I have been watching a lot of live coverage online through Live Extra and theyve done a good job making all of the events available. Ive been playing it on a second screen while Im at work. Right now Im watching the women's heptathilon and its full of hotties.
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Old 08-04-2012, 10:12 AM   #13
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Who cares about her damn hair?

She's superhuman considering what she does every day.
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Old 08-04-2012, 10:20 AM   #14
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I can't look at her butt without feeling like a pedo. Miss me some Shawn Johnson ass watching.
Uh....Shawn was underage at the 2008 Olympics! Prevert!
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Old 08-04-2012, 12:39 PM   #15
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Uh....Shawn was underage at the 2008 Olympics! Prevert!
God dammit, I am going back to watching only college gymnastics then.
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Old 08-04-2012, 01:06 PM   #16
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I think its bs. That sport is about a lot of things and good hair isn't even on the list.

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Old 08-04-2012, 05:04 PM   #17
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Hahaha I was just thinking "I could've sworn she was only 16 or so at the beijing games."

Thats why I was an alicia sacromone fan in 08, I think she was 19 or 20 at the time lol.
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Old 08-04-2012, 06:13 PM   #18
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Maybe they shoudl hold the Olympics in Atlanta again. Age of consent in GA is 16. Then agian, when the games go to Brazil it'll probably be 12 and all gymnasts will be of age. Which will probably be a major relief for all of the male female-sport coaches.
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:07 AM   #19
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Thats why I was an alicia sacromone fan in 08, I think she was 19 or 20 at the time lol.
I didn't remember her but, I can see why you're a fan!

http://espn.go.com/espnw/body-issue/...icia-sacramone
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:05 PM   #20
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Maybe they shoudl hold the Olympics in Atlanta again. Age of consent in GA is 16. Then agian, when the games go to Brazil it'll probably be 12 and all gymnasts will be of age. Which will probably be a major relief for all of the male female-sport coaches.


Bunch-a sickos. Or, making an attempt at being a legal sicko.

I think this olympics might be one of the best yet. Too bad I don't have any TV package and the coverage in the US is locked down by money/contracts so I have to hack my life into being able to watch it.

I mean, these girls flying through the air, people running when they don't actually have legs, swimmers breaking all sorts of records, the shooting has been awesome... all of it. Bravo to all of them.
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