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Old 06-20-2010, 05:03 PM   #11
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does it always have to become a pissing contest?!
someone is always measuring their dick against someone elses.
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Old 06-20-2010, 05:11 PM   #12
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Me and Tommy rode thru a 3 hour Monsoon and I was literally soaked from head to toe, And when the rain stopped I was shivering because my clothes were still wet and the wind made it worse...

And I rode for 17 hours Staright on a 08 ZX6...So blow me Mr HD Ultra I can sit on a couch and ride all day.

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Old 06-20-2010, 05:24 PM   #13
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I rode in dc traffic once in the snow! With no heated gear! it sucked! I got a big epenis too, and it s circumized
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Old 06-20-2010, 05:28 PM   #14
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I ride a tricycle. With training wheels. Only when the weather is nice. I have a small e penis.
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Old 06-20-2010, 05:30 PM   #15
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Me and Tommy rode thru a 3 hour Monsoon and I was literally soaked from head to toe, And when the rain stopped I was shivering because my clothes were still wet and the wind made it worse...

And I rode for 17 hours Staright on a 08 ZX6...So blow me Mr HD Ultra I can sit on a couch and ride all day.

No Offense Gas, B/c i like you
This man here has a 12 inch e-penis!
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Old 06-20-2010, 05:31 PM   #16
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12 and a Half...But I ride like a PUSS!!!
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Old 06-20-2010, 05:59 PM   #17
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I rode two days through a tropical storm. I had to wait on tornado watches to get lifted and rode through hail in the montains of Tennessee. For two days and I did 1300 miles. Fuck all y'all
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:06 PM   #18
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I rode through a raging blizzard while being chased by a pack of coyotes being ridden by monkeys with Hepatitis.
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:15 PM   #19
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I rode through a raging blizzard while being chased by a pack of coyotes being ridden by monkeys with Hepatitis.
I remember that night. The old Hep. B Monkey Blizzard of 07.
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:40 PM   #20
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Get back to me when ya'll go through hail. Real Talk.
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