Creepy people are creepy - Co-worker talking to parent - Page 2

pauldun170 · 09-19-2012, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

My sisters and I actually called our mother "mother" all the time......Not joking......We didn't want to say "mom", we thought it was stupid or silly or something. I still don't know why. Maybe I should google it to see what kind of disorder it's associated with, lol.

Holy crap...dots are now being connected.

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

And what is this 3PM martini business? I am assuming you're joking? I know lots of people make Starbucks runs at 9 or 10 (as if they couldn't have done it on the way in, like normal people), but I've never seen anyone do what you suggest. If I'm going to drink, I'd rather stay there and not have to come back to work.

Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
True Story

Papa_Complex · 09-19-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Holy crap...dots are now being connected.

Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
True Story

So he can't decide if he's Norman Bates or Don Draper?

Trip · 09-19-2012, 10:14 AM

Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him.

problem solved

pauldun170 · 09-19-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him.

problem solved

As much as an arrogant elitist prick the old bastard is, he's good at what he does. I'd rather deal with a bunch of eccentric bastards who are good at what they do than the batches of stale "stick to the process" blandness schools have pumped out over the past 10-15 years.
The newest batch of Ivy League brats have their head so far up their ass its like dealing with fucking robots.

We did have a guy busted with pR0n on the work computer.
Rabbi cruising a bunch M4M sites...
He quickly left to "pursue other opportunities".

Porkchop · 09-19-2012, 11:45 AM

I call my mom mother when i'm annoyed or being sarcastic. "Yes..... i hear you mother....."

I actually think its a trait i inherited from her doing that to my grandma.

KSGregman · 09-19-2012, 11:49 AM

I'm not sure how my Mom would respond if I called her "Mother"....

I'll put on some head gear and give it a shot when I see her next....I have a guess she might bitch slap me all Daffy Duck style....you know, with the face going round and round the head?

Homeslice · 09-19-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
True Story

What about lunch, how long is he out for that?

Seems rather odd....... unless he's got a core group of buds that he does this with.

CasterTroy · 09-19-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Holy crap...dots are now being connected.

No shit! Makes perfect sense!

defector · 09-19-2012, 03:04 PM

Wow. I think the only time I ever said Mother, was when it was followed by fucker.
Unless my mom and dad were nearby, then it was motherfather.

pauldun170 · 09-19-2012, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

What about lunch, how long is he out for that?

Seems rather odd....... unless he's got a core group of buds that he does this with.

He doesn't go out long for lunch unless its a business lunch.
He's in the office around 8:30AM and whenever I've stayed late he is always here to at least 7:30PM

He's in his late 50's, no kids and not married. No phone calls to anyone besides work folks or "Mother \ Father"

09-19-2012, 11:45 AM	#15
Porkchop 125GP Champion Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Worthington, OH Moto: Empty Garage Posts: 3,418	I call my mom mother when i'm annoyed or being sarcastic. "Yes..... i hear you mother....." I actually think its a trait i inherited from her doing that to my grandma. __________________ *Coming soon? 2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold 1984 Honda VF500F - Sold 1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold

09-19-2012, 03:04 PM	#19
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Wow. I think the only time I ever said Mother, was when it was followed by fucker. Unless my mom and dad were nearby, then it was motherfather. __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

09-19-2012, 10:14 AM	#13
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him. problem solved

09-19-2012, 11:49 AM	#16
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	I'm not sure how my Mom would respond if I called her "Mother".... I'll put on some head gear and give it a shot when I see her next....I have a guess she might bitch slap me all Daffy Duck style....you know, with the face going round and round the head?