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Old 06-01-2009, 05:02 PM   #11
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I was just imagining the snake coming out of the wall with the munchies...
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Old 06-01-2009, 05:06 PM   #12
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I was just imagining the snake coming out of the wall with the munchies...
Exactly, fatten the little bastard up so he cant crawl back in the hole.
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Old 06-01-2009, 05:11 PM   #13
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Exactly, fatten the little bastard up so he cant crawl back in the hole.
I was thinkin' more along the lines of: Snake comes out with the munchies, sees AMJ and the cat...
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Old 06-01-2009, 05:40 PM   #14
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Why can't you kill snakes on sight? I thought that was standard procedure.

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Old 06-01-2009, 06:04 PM   #15
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You guys don't like my method? Alright try this. Take huge bong rips and blow the smoke into the hole. The snake will find his way out in a hurry... well maybe not in a hurry but when you're high, 20 minutes seems like 5.
Fuck that noise, I'm not sharing my doobage with a goddamn snake.

I'm just going to make the hole bigger, and send the cat in after him. It was her idea to bring him inside, let her deal with it.

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Old 06-01-2009, 06:24 PM   #16
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jesus I'm gonna roll right out of my cubie laughing here. I can just picture AMJ going down to blow in the hole as the snake is coming out. kissed him right on the lips.
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Old 06-01-2009, 10:14 PM   #17
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Old 06-01-2009, 10:20 PM   #18
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Are you going to use the .41 Magnum to make the hole bigger... again?



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Old 06-01-2009, 10:56 PM   #19
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Are you going to use the .41 Magnum to make the hole bigger... again?
Don't be ridiculous.

That's a 12 gauge job.

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Don't be ridiculous.

That's a 12 gauge job.

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