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Old 03-09-2008, 10:28 AM   #11
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It's funny how other people's 'oh shit' moments are OSP's 'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA YOU STUPID FUCKER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHHA' moments.
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Old 03-09-2008, 10:32 AM   #12
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It's funny how other people's 'oh shit' moments are OSP's 'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA YOU STUPID FUCKER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHHA' moments.
Are we going to hell for laughing?

First thought was NO... my soul has been on the way to hell for years I only laugh because I've done it myself, long long ago.
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Old 03-09-2008, 10:53 AM   #13
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A buddy of mine was all shit-faced one night. He went to a bar, parked, locked his doors and went in. That's fine. But he left his car running, hahaha. Since he was close to base, he decided to just walk to his dorm room. When he woke up, he went back to the bar and his car was still there and still running
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:21 AM   #14
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Seriously, who the fuck keeps their spares in the car?! I've locked myself out before- stupid PITA automatically locks when the engine starts. But my spare keys are in the house!
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:38 AM   #15
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I've locked my keys in my car twice in my life... Once was at like 3am at Denny's... Luckily I could get my sliding rear window open in my S10 and just barely reach my keys... The 2nd time was at Kohls parking lot and a cop just happened to be driving by and I flagged him down... He was totally sweet for hooking me up...
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:49 AM   #16
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I left my car on once a while ago... luckily I was only gone for like 10 minutes.

I've left my key in the bike after I pull into the garage a few times, usually figure it out once i walk in the door... but i should really stop using the kill switch
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:52 PM   #17
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Seriously, who the fuck keeps their spares in the car?! I've locked myself out before- stupid PITA automatically locks when the engine starts. But my spare keys are in the house!
Seriously, I do.

cause I've lost my keys while hiking/snowboarding/riding and i dont wanna get stuck somewhere.

I just bought a new fucking car and am still getting used to it. In my honda you COULDNT lock your keys inside because the driver side lock would only lock from the inside power switch or if you manually used the key from outside. and it would not lock with the driver side door open.

I bumped the lock on accident while starting my car to warm it up, gtf off my nuts.
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:23 PM   #18
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Seriously, I do.

cause I've lost my keys while hiking/snowboarding/riding and i dont wanna get stuck somewhere.

I just bought a new fucking car and am still getting used to it. In my honda you COULDNT lock your keys inside because the driver side lock would only lock from the inside power switch or if you manually used the key from outside. and it would not lock with the driver side door open.

I bumped the lock on accident while starting my car to warm it up, gtf off my nuts.
That sucks I've managed not to lose my keys yet. Cellphone yes....
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:52 PM   #19
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When I was at Bragg I locked my keys in the car all the time rushing to get to PT and it didn't help most of the time I was hungover
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:57 PM   #20
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Like today. when i go out to my car that is warming up in the snow. I go to open the door and get my ice scraper. Uh oh. my door wont open.

And my key is in the ingnition.


And my spare is in the glove box.






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Seriously, who the fuck keeps their spares in the car?! I've locked myself out before- stupid PITA automatically locks when the engine starts. But my spare keys are in the house!
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I left my car on once a while ago... luckily I was only gone for like 10 minutes.

I've left my key in the bike after I pull into the garage a few times, usually figure it out once i walk in the door... but i should really stop using the kill switch

We must all be able to laugh at ourselves, and most importantly, others. I keep a spare key in my wallet. On one level, that's stupid. If someone steals my wallet, they'll have my address and a key to my car. But I've locked my keys in my car so many times it's ridiculous.

Luckily, I can't lock them in it while it's running because you can only lock it manually from the outside if the engine is running. Nice feature. On several new cars, you can't lock your keys in the car at all, at least if it's on a key fob. The car senses it and won't let the door lock.
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