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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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You: want to see if I am gay together?
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04-01-2009, 08:58 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: crackwhore You: give me my money bitch You: i know its you shawanda You: fucking cunt You: i know you have my money You: i am going to rape your 4 year old You: and chop off her fucking head You: wheres my money!!! Stranger: hi You: dont say hi bitch You: go get my money Stranger: baitola Stranger: gay You: meet me at the 7/11 in 5 mins
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04-01-2009, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar
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You: what it be
Stranger: yeah You: don't yeah me Stranger: you into Elton John? You: only once... but I was drunk You: and he drugged m Stranger: was Webster there? You: he was filming You: Jeane Claude Van Damn stood us up... so we made due with nachos You: you still there fuckstick? |
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04-01-2009, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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04-01-2009, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
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Stranger: Ronaldo! e Brillhas muixtus nus corinthians You: this is america motherfucker You: speak american |
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04-01-2009, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
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Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss |
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04-01-2009, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar
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You: hello
Stranger: hi You: good to meet you You: do you know the word of god? Stranger: you too Stranger: I am sam You: he has spoken with me Stranger: are you cath. You: he had a stroke in Germany last week from eating chocolate cake Stranger: wtf? You: he is undergoing tests Stranger: sinner Stranger: hi You: what Stranger: nothing You: you said something... what did you say? Stranger: hi You: hi what? do I look like I wanna fuck'n talk to you? You: do you often just talk to strangers? Stranger: very often You: that's a good way to get yourself capped around here Stranger: yeah, i'd like to see you cap anyone over the internet You: this isn't the nighborhood for a red fellow like yourself You: CAPPED! You: PWNED Stranger: Oh SHI- |
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04-01-2009, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sumter, SC
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04-01-2009, 09:43 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
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You: do you know jesus?
Stranger: What does "Connection Imploded" mean? Stranger: Jesus is my buddy. You: really You: did you send him a get well card then? You: it was such a terrible incident that he had that stroke and germany while eating cake Stranger: Jesus of Nazareth? You: that's the one Stranger: Or, Jesus... like HEY ZUES? You: Jesus You: You didn't send him a card did you Stranger: Was it German Chocolate cake? You: you are so going to hell You: nah it was like black forest cake or something Stranger: I hear he forgives though  You: good point You: better send him a card though Stranger: I'll get right on it.
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04-01-2009, 10:04 PM
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Hold mah beer!
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You: press alt+f4 to win a prize
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