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Old 11-22-2011, 01:46 PM   #11
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An average of 9 people a day die due to excess dihydrogen monoxide in the lungs.
Well there you go.

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Old 11-22-2011, 02:37 PM   #12
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Well there you go.

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Occupy the Atlantic!
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Old 11-22-2011, 02:57 PM   #13
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Occupy the Atlantic!
But the Atlantic is full of that dioxy hydraulic stuff!
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Old 11-22-2011, 05:23 PM   #14
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Just wait until they find out about dihydrogen monoxide
Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
is fatal if inhaled.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
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Old 11-22-2011, 05:34 PM   #15
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Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
is fatal if inhaled.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Man, this would make an epic Facebook post if I had any dirty hippy friends...
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Old 11-22-2011, 05:52 PM   #16
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There is too much dihydrogen monoxide falling out of the sky right now.
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:33 PM   #17
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But the Atlantic is full of that dioxy hydraulic stuff!
And Wall Street is full of bankers. You go where the problem is.
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Old 11-22-2011, 09:56 PM   #18
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And Wall Street is full of bankers. You go where the problem is.
Washington DC?
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Old 11-26-2011, 05:55 PM   #19
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Old 11-27-2011, 01:44 AM   #20
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An average of 9 people a day die due to excess dihydrogen monoxide in the lungs.
Don't humans float in dihyrogen monoxide??? I think we should institute more dihydrogen monoxide swim lessons.

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There is too much dihydrogen monoxide falling out of the sky right now.
There is a lot of dihydrogen monoxide in my yard and ditch right now. Too much for November.
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