USPS: "We Care..."

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail.

In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive.

JC

I could only hope it's fucking up someone else's mail. In fact, I think this situation has inspired me to start mailing all sorts of goofy shit just to fuck up the whole process... Sorta like that guy who flew his plane into the building yesterday... except without the anti-government diatribe and all the fire and stuff.

Originally Posted by G-Rex

Ding ding ding. You send anything that's *not* a letter in a small envelope like that, it will be returned. That's of course assuming that the sorting machine or the sorter didn't abscond with it first.

They limit you to 1/4" thickness and 13oz... nothing else.

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Yeah what up with ipods in envelopes?

It was broken anyway...

[CrazyKell]

Hey! I liked the pretty envelope and it's purple not pink!!!!

Sorry buddy. Was hoping it would get there. I asked about sending it in that envelope and if I should put it in a different one and they assured me that it was okay like that. I should've known...Canada Post is serviced by idiots!

[CrazyKell]

Ya. Sorry OSP....I didn't send it a better envelope because I was really saving that dollar for something else.


Sorry buddy. I asked. They told. I believed. I'm such a fucking idiot.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Ya. Sorry OSP....I didn't send it a better envelope because I was really saving that dollar for something else.


Sorry buddy. I asked. They told. I believed. I'm such a fucking idiot.

Oh come on, we're just ribbing you! Gosh, you're so cute my little dumpling.

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Oh come on, we're just ribbing you! Gosh, you're so cute my little dumpling.

I come across WAY more pissed off than I really am. Don't know why. I'm working on it.

I'll keep my ear to the ground for another messed up ipod and send it in the proper envelope next time :-P

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I asked. They told. I believed. I'm such a fucking idiot.

Your mail is delivered by Mounties on horse back, who probably bring flowers with your phone bill.

Our mail is delivered by psychotic, mass-murdering spree killers.

You had no way to know.

JC

[Rangerscott]

That's why you don't send shit in "letter" envelopes. They get torn up in the sorting machines.


Spend the little extra to ship it in a "shipping" envelope or box.

[Sixxxxer]

What exactly was he going to do with a broken ipod to begin with is the question??

[Rangerscott]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

What exactly was he going to do with a broken ipod to begin with is the question??

Japanese porn is hidden in all devices that have memory. Am I the only one that knows this?

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Japanese porn is hidden in all devices that have memory. Am I the only one that knows this?

JC