Texts From Last Night - part deux - Page 2

Bluestreak · 01-27-2010, 02:29 PM

(315):
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

(401):
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

(516):
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Mic ha el Jac kso n was ordering take out from heaven.

(774):
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

(215):
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

Captain Morgan · 01-27-2010, 06:48 PM

(408):
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.

(717):
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...

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(512):
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants

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(314):
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

(573):
pat the guy you slept with

(314):
still need a last name

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(814):
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..

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(214):
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?

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(973):
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

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(970):
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better

Rangerscott · 01-27-2010, 07:27 PM

She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

Captain Morgan · 01-28-2010, 01:17 AM

(407):
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

karl_1052 · 01-28-2010, 08:52 AM

Am I the only one who doesn't find these amusing.

They would be funny if they were true, but 99% of them are made up, hence they are ghey.

Flexin · 01-28-2010, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karl_1052

Am I the only one who doesn't find these amusing.

They would be funny if they were true, but 99% of them are made up, hence they are ghey.

I was thinking about that the other day. Because of that I don't find everyone of them funny but some just crack me up. The Mortal Kombat one had me laughing my ass off. I didn't care if it was true or not. When I was 16 I had a townhouse with three other guys. I could almost see them saying that.

True or not some of them are good.

James

Rider · 01-28-2010, 11:00 AM

I don't find it funny at all for the same reason. None of it is true.

CrazyKell · 01-28-2010, 12:16 PM

I submitted one but it never showed up. It was funny as hell.

I think some of them are true. The stupidity of college kids knows no bounds.

Captain Morgan · 01-28-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

I don't find it funny at all for the same reason. None of it is true.

I don't care if they're true or not, I still find some of them funny.

marko138 · 01-28-2010, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I don't care if they're true or not, I still find some of them funny.

Me too.

01-27-2010, 02:29 PM	#11
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	(315): i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love (401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? (516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Mic ha el Jac kso n was ordering take out from heaven. (774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"... (215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section __________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

01-28-2010, 08:52 AM	#15
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Am I the only one who doesn't find these amusing. They would be funny if they were true, but 99% of them are made up, hence they are ghey. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

01-27-2010, 06:48 PM	#12
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	(408): She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that. (717): I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother... -------------- (512): I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants ---------------- (314): hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this? (573): pat the guy you slept with (314): still need a last name --------------------------- (814): he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth.. ------------------- (214): I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him? -------------------- (973): He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could ----------------- (970): Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better

01-27-2010, 07:27 PM	#13
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

01-28-2010, 01:17 AM	#14
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	(407): she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

01-28-2010, 11:00 AM	#17
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I don't find it funny at all for the same reason. None of it is true.

01-28-2010, 12:16 PM	#18
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I submitted one but it never showed up. It was funny as hell. I think some of them are true. The stupidity of college kids knows no bounds.