The saxophone is not an instrument - Page 2

OneSickPsycho · 09-01-2011, 01:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

njchopper87 · 09-01-2011, 03:59 PM

I think I'd have more issues with a flute or any other high pitched instrument.

Avatard · 09-01-2011, 04:04 PM

What's the difference between a flutist and a seamstress?

A seamstress tucks up the frills.

Homeslice · 09-01-2011, 04:15 PM

I wonder if playing the trumpet was responsible for the baggy cheeks me & my uncle have? lol

Avatard · 09-01-2011, 04:32 PM

How do you get a trumpet player to play softly?

Take away his instrument.

What's the difference between a Free Jazz trumpeter and a terrorist?

The terrorist has sympathizers.

Particle Man · 09-01-2011, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

What's the difference between a flutist and a seamstress?

A seamstress tucks up the frills.

awesome

Gas Man · 09-02-2011, 01:38 AM

Shit I can play the sax. Use to own & play an alto, tenor and baritone. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing at this point. Lol

Papa_Complex · 09-02-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Sax are ok, but oboes are ghey imo...

If you're a guy and you're going to play some kind of wind instrument, it needs to be either a brass instrument or a sax.

Bagpipes. If you can learn the bagpipes, without being killed by your neighbours, you're a real man.

Avatard · 09-02-2011, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Bagpipes. If you can learn the bagpipes, without being killed by your neighbours, you're a real man.

What is real Gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes...and doesn't.

09-01-2011, 04:04 PM	#13
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	What's the difference between a flutist and a seamstress? A seamstress tucks up the frills. __________________ Insert free thought here.

09-01-2011, 04:32 PM	#15
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	How do you get a trumpet player to play softly? Take away his instrument. What's the difference between a Free Jazz trumpeter and a terrorist? The terrorist has sympathizers. __________________ Insert free thought here.

09-01-2011, 01:03 PM	#11
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

09-01-2011, 04:15 PM	#14
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	I wonder if playing the trumpet was responsible for the baggy cheeks me & my uncle have? lol

09-02-2011, 01:38 AM	#17
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Shit I can play the sax. Use to own & play an alto, tenor and baritone. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing at this point. Lol