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Old 09-24-2009, 05:36 PM   #1
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My husband is partly Jewish...he has a Jew nose, but his last name is of German descent.
Well that's.......awkward.

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Old 09-24-2009, 05:59 PM   #2
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Paul's black? Damn this whole time I thought tigger was our only token black guy?

Are there any other Jews here? Because I dont want to loose my status as teh token jew boy.
there are plenty of jews down from the sofla area...myself and few others...so shalom
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:06 PM   #3
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Are there any other Jews here? Because I dont want to loose my status as teh token jew boy.
I always thought you were spanish.

My pug's father is a jew. I'm going to get her a yamulke and a tallis.
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:14 PM   #4
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The Marlboro "Blend" is obviously aimed at Tigger and Paul.

And Obama.

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You mean James. Paul is whiter than Sarah Palin
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:17 PM   #5
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You mean James. Paul is whiter than Sarah Palin
I'm talking about Pauldun.

Not the dude that sings with Peter and Mary.

Ok, sang with Peter and Mary, cause Mary's dead now, and her magic dragon puffing days are history.

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Old 09-24-2009, 05:35 PM   #6
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I don't get it...
The pack design for most other types of Marlboros has a white background. The background of this pack is black. Menthols are popular with black people who smoke.
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:10 PM   #7
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:15 PM   #8
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It must ne a So.Fla. thing.
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:59 PM   #9
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:26 PM   #10
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