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Old 01-15-2009, 04:26 PM   #11
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and you're married???
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:27 PM   #12
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Hahahaha... No. I'm not even dating right now.


Sorry, Kel, back to your virginity sale. *fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:30 PM   #13
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Actually, you can get surgery to restore your hymen. I think it costs like five grand and you can be a virgin again.

Or you could just lie like most chicks.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:38 PM   #14
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Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional...
That's a reverse cowgirl.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:44 PM   #15
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Good luck in the job search, Kel!

Don't worry about the background check discrepancy. It's probably a company you worked for that has since changed names or a misspelling of a previous address. Most times it's something trivial and I think the agencies flag them just so it looks like they're a value-add for the companies that pay them.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:48 PM   #16
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That's a reverse cowgirl.
Reverse cowgirl FTMFW.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:49 PM   #17
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i'll pm you pics then
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:52 PM   #18
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*fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*
Madame, you rang?
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Old 01-15-2009, 05:03 PM   #19
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Hahahaha... No. I'm not even dating right now.


Sorry, Kel, back to your virginity sale. *fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*
Man, Kell would be fun, but can I call dibs on you? You're at least in the country and a couple thousand miles closer. I have a +3 to Charisma and a +9 Intelligence. As long as you're not a frost demon, I believe we can make some magic. I've got the mana. I put on my robe and wizard hat....
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Old 01-15-2009, 05:08 PM   #20
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Reverse cowgirl FTMFW.
One way or another I have never had one on for longer than 8 seconds without the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
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