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Old 01-06-2010, 06:38 PM   #11
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I STILL say let everyone carry their guns on board - what terrorist is going to take a chance that passengers in F6, G5, S9, B2, and all of first class is packing heat and aren't afraid to use it?
Somehow I don't think a guy with a bomb under his nut-sack, would care.

"I'll blow my dick off, but get shot? Oh, hell no."

Besides, you let guys like me on board with a gun, I'm killing the first person with a cranky baby.

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Old 01-06-2010, 06:58 PM   #12
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Besides, you let guys like me on board with a gun, I'm killing the first person with a cranky baby.

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After flying a few hours to San Francisco with a cranky 2-year-old yesterday, that was my exact thought too...
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:15 PM   #13
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I don't need my gun on the plane. Glazer safety rounds required to safely shoot in a jet are too expensive. Besides, anybody tries to hijack my plane and he's getting a ballpoint-pen tracheotomy. Seriously, I'll stab a fucking terrorist with a pen. Not afraid of blowing yourself up, Mohammed? How about dealing with me after being stuck in coach, enduring layovers with my wife and three year old? Better hit that switch before I get down the aisle to you, or it's your ass.
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:22 PM   #14
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I can't wait to start writing "cockwhore" and "cockfag" on myself in marker under my clothes when I fly.

Draw elephant ears around my genitalia..
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:55 PM   #15
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I can't wait to start writing "cockwhore" and "cockfag" on myself in marker under my clothes when I fly.

Draw elephant ears around my genitalia..



I'm planning to shave F.U. into my pubes when I fly to Vegas
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Old 01-07-2010, 12:45 AM   #16
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I don't need my gun on the plane. Glazer safety rounds required to safely shoot in a jet are too expensive. Besides, anybody tries to hijack my plane and he's getting a ballpoint-pen tracheotomy. Seriously, I'll stab a fucking terrorist with a pen. Not afraid of blowing yourself up, Mohammed? How about dealing with me after being stuck in coach, enduring layovers with my wife and three year old? Better hit that switch before I get down the aisle to you, or it's your ass.
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Why worry about the goddamn waterbottles????
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TSA safety on planes is a JOKE. Why is this news?
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Old 01-07-2010, 10:45 AM   #18
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Guns and knives aren't gonna do a lot if dude has explosive underpants and just all the sudden detonates them (and they work). Theres not gonna be time to knive this guy.
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Old 01-07-2010, 12:12 PM   #19
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I can't wait to start writing "cockwhore" and "cockfag" on myself in marker under my clothes when I fly.

Draw elephant ears around my genitalia..
hahahahahahahahaha
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