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Old 05-01-2009, 11:26 PM   #11
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or go into the bedroom
you're mistaking that for a porno flick: asian chick gets a hug at the door and heads to the bedroom...



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Old 05-02-2009, 12:49 AM   #12
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I really want to start answering the door with my glock "jocked" in the front of my pants. Answer with my hands on it... and say... "Oh... sorry been havin some problems around here, you may not want to stay. BYE!"
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Old 05-02-2009, 12:56 AM   #13
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A guy that I used to know answered the door naked once when the jehovahs witness people came. From what I heard they left pretty quick.
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:02 AM   #14
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What pisses me off is that I have a "no soliciting" sign next to the door near the door bell button. Its a nice simple all brass sign. Tastefull. These sales fucks will still knock on the door say shit like "i'm not here to sell you something but we're doing a job down the street and want to know if you have had your kitchen or bathroom's remodelled?"

WTF that means you're selling your services. Besides the fact that I'm sure you don't havea fuckin permit by the city to do so, I do better fuckin work than your dumb ass anyway. Plus you're a lying prick that isn't doing shit down the street. Don't fuckin come at me with that bullshit. You dumb piece of monkey poo!!!!
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:07 PM   #15
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I dont give them any shit. They have more balls than me knocking on every stranger's house.
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:09 PM   #16
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I used to answer the door holding a 6ft burmese python. That always went over well.
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:09 PM   #17
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Gas, how do you really feel?

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I dont give them any shit. They have more balls than me knocking on every stranger's house.
I don't see an attempt to pass Kool-aid as a sign of big balls.
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:52 PM   #18
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I haven't had to put up with any jackasses ringing the bell for a long time. It's great, but I probably just screwed myself by typing this.
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:59 PM   #19
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My neighbor just yelled at them to KEEP ON WALKING. As the door closes, my daughter says [with a tune] dum dum dum dum DUM . Those that have seen the South Park episode with Mormons will get this
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Old 05-02-2009, 09:23 PM   #20
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I've had the same tactic since I was 17... Open the door naked and invite them in immediately before they have a chance to say anything. Not only do they leave, but if they never come back. I've done it a number of times... and even watched them skip my house on future campaigns. It's guaranteed.
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