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Old 05-05-2009, 11:16 AM   #11
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What the fuck kind of wife would chose countertops over sex!


lots of them
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:37 AM   #12
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Back to the other thread... I feel for the guys that agree with this statement. I can't imagine. Truly.

God Damn.
Seriously.
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:42 AM   #13
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For some reason I figured I would roll down and she would decide he should get a vag....
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:06 PM   #14
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Fuck the countertops.
She's going to have to now, her husband has no penis!

Suction cup dildo?

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Old 05-05-2009, 05:38 PM   #15
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Back to the other thread... I feel for the guys that agree with this statement. I can't imagine. Truly.

God Damn.

Yeah, these two thread have revealed plenty of unhappy people.
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Old 05-05-2009, 07:53 PM   #16
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She can get granite counter tops and a vibrator that can do way more than any man could ever imagine doing. How are we suppose to compete with something that glows, twirls, vibrates, pulsates, and more???

But the reality is, if the man lost his penis he wouldn't give a flying fuck what his wife thinks. He has no penis and is finally free.
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:21 PM   #17
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Married or not, I would miss the hell out of mine.
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