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Rider · 10-12-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

Amazing!

Lost in a maiz maze!

Did you say Maize? Go Blue!

Homeslice · 10-12-2011, 02:27 PM

Never been in one of these "mazes"

Can you push yourself thru the stalks, or would you need a machete?

Smittie61984 · 10-12-2011, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Can you push yourself thru the stalks, or would you need a machete?

Oh yeah. One of the big problems these mazes have is that kids run through the stocks and fuck everything up. It's corn not that harry potter shit that eats you.

TYEster · 10-12-2011, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Whomever this dumbass is should have their priviledge to revoked for a minimum of 4 years. Then they are placed on a probationary period where they can vote only in local elections for another 4. After that, if they haven't done anythign retarded then they can vote again in national elections.

I fully support this being a federal mandate law which can never be protested or changed.

derf · 10-12-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Never been in one of these "mazes"

Can you push yourself thru the stalks, or would you need a machete?

You can push your way through, it might take some effort but it's possible.

I found audio and video: http://gawker.com/5849241/family-of-...rn-maze-rescue

Particle Man · 10-12-2011, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Never been in one of these "mazes"

Can you push yourself thru the stalks, or would you need a machete?

Easily. It's just corn. We used to play in the corn as kids. Kick ass hide-and-seek.

Smittie61984 · 10-12-2011, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

I found audio and video: http://gawker.com/5849241/family-of-...rn-maze-rescue

After watching that video I stand even more strongly by my statement.

I also think we should put them through S.E.R.E. incase it happens again. It'll be a long term investment since they'll likely need police/fire again.

EpyonXero · 10-12-2011, 10:13 PM

Isnt being lost in a maze kind of like mentally locking yourself out of your house?

Rangerscott · 10-12-2011, 11:16 PM

Good job on the reporters for not laughing. It's amazing how many humans would roll over and die if something really was going to happen to the earth, be it war or natural disasters.

askmrjesus · 10-12-2011, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Isnt being lost in a maze kind of like mentally locking yourself out of your house?

Ed's fall vacation.

JC

10-12-2011, 10:13 PM	#18
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	Isnt being lost in a maze kind of like mentally locking yourself out of your house? __________________

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Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Never been in one of these "mazes" Can you push yourself thru the stalks, or would you need a machete?

10-12-2011, 11:16 PM	#19
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Good job on the reporters for not laughing. It's amazing how many humans would roll over and die if something really was going to happen to the earth, be it war or natural disasters.